Sleeping in Hell

If there is someone you truly dislike, wish for them a night in an airport during a blizzard, Baltimore, Chicago, or any large airport preferably.

The noises at night, snoring, crying, screaming, laughing, or complaining, coupled with the cleaning crews locking ALL restrooms (no changing of the plan regardless of the conditions), testing alarms, and leaving EVERY light on, make for an unforgettable experience.

Then there are the children.

I feel the pain of anyone traveling with small children, compound that with being stuck with them, overnight, bleak hope of getting out anytime soon, and they probably wish infertility was their biggest concern.

I have a solution, ban them. NO kids allowed to travel. Let them drive so the parents, grandparents, keepers can enjoy their hell privately. Just kidding, but maybe adult-only airport terminals might work!

As I write this, we are in the middle of what looks like (at a minimum) a 26 hour layover (yes 26, twenty-six, not 2.6) in Baltimore. Layover is too nice a term, involuntary incarceration is more accurate.

Parts were amusing, the aviation experts (who’s sum total of aviation experience came from riding in the back of planes, not flying them) sounding off about how the conditions aren’t that bad, I remember the old days when airlines flew in much worse than this, blah, blah, blah.

Or, the ones who come off a plane brought back to the gate after sitting for an hour and a half on the tarmac (along with 50 other flights), cheerfully calling for hotel reservations, then screaming because (lo and behold) every hotel from here to DC is sold out.

Or, the ones screaming at the Customer Service Agents that, despite the fight cancellation being outside the airline’s control, they MUST provide a room (see above).Having been on the other side of that counter for Southwest Airlines, I can tell you the agents want you on the plane and gone more than you do!

But we adapted. We’ve slept in mice-infested, smoke smelling, freezing shelters on the Appalachian Trail filled with hikers that haven’t showered in five days…

Oh, how I miss that luxury…anything is better than this.

If Dante needs a Tenth Ring of Hell, add a night in an Airport terminal.

Words Running Through One’s Mind

I finished a biography of Alan Turing and it got me thinking about codes and hidden things. In the techie world there’s a method called Steganography. Literally, hidden writing.

I thought I would take a shot at writing something with a secret hidden within. Yet try to hide it in plain sight.

For those of you that read it to the end, I’ll unveil the secret of the words. For most of you, they’ve been in your head as often as in mine.

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“Where are we going?” she asked.
“It doesn’t really matter, does it?” he answered.
Began like this before, he thought, she’ll come around.
“I can’t say, what I don’t know.”
“Can’t we just go home?
“Begin the whole thing over? he asked.
“To at least try,” she argued.
“Knowin’ what they did?”
“But, maybe it’s different now.”
“Then why are they still trying to kill us?”
“I just thought….
“Know what you need to do, you need to navigate.”
“It’s not as easy without the primary computer.”
Growing images flooded the screen, Sweet Jesus!” she said.
“Strong evasion tactics, Caroline, now!”

“Well done, daughter of mine, the diamonds laser bursts showed no signs of damage and rust.”
“I’ll take over the helm, go rest, Dad.”
“Be careful, lots of stray matter our here.”
“Damned unlikely I’ll hit anything,”she argued.
“Here comes the point where you leave the bridge, go.”
“Comes the time to drop out of hyperspace,wake me,” he said.
“Your not supposed to be here anymore, go.”
Ghost images arose on the screen.
“Again?” she thought.

“Hello, Caroline,” the words echoing in her headset.
“Darkness awaits you unless you return my property.”
“My property, you mean, stolen when you killed my mother.”
“Old and past us now,” came the reply.
“Friend, we are gathering, we’re coming for you, soon,” she said
“I’ve been waiting for that moment, I’ll save you for last, make you watch daddy die.”
“Come around,vector twenty degrees, or he’ll get a fix on our position,” her father commanded.
To think after all this time he believes me incapable of piloting a starship, she thought.
“Talk to me, Caroline….”
With a smile, she found the relay ship, and fired. No sounds, only the emptiness of silence.
“You never cease to surprise me, Caroline,” a new relay sprung to life.
Again, she found and destroyed it.

In hyperspace, time slows.
The sensation of motion ceases.
White streaks of light, fleeing from lightyears ago, flash by.
Room for error in navigation, narrows
With each passing moment, distances accumulate.
Black holes stand out, huge, vast, ravenous, eaters of time itself.
Curtains of particles relentlessly impact the outer shell.
Near collisions are avoided, encountered, and avoided again.
The ship is guided by intuition of experience
Station to planet, planet to star, star to galaxy.

When Caroline hears the first, weak signal she strains to isolate it.
“I have it,” she says.
“Think you can follow it?”
“Back as far as I need to, check for anyone nearby first.”
On the monitors, no other vessel appears, blank Kodachrome, colorless
All seems secure.
The time to end this terror is now
“Crap!”
“I don’t like the sound of that,” her father said.
“Learned from the best, I’ll fix it.”
In a moment she had the position laid in to the weapons control.
High energy bursts ended the surveillance by the drone
“School is over,” she said,”they flunked.”

Spring, or this planet’s version, had just begun
Was on a day like this, she last saw her mother
Never again, though.
Waiting for the moment she paid that bastard back kept her going.
For too many, similar thoughts of revenge drove them
“Us,” she said, “I mean we need to go,” still struggling with the new language.
“Girl, how are you?” a familiar voice greeted her
“It can’t be, you’re alive?” Caroline said.
Ran towards the voice, hugging her tightly.
“One minute there, girl, how’d you get here?” Alnon MacArthur asked.
“Step back a minute, and I’lll tell you,” Caroline answered
Ahead the park loomed in lush green, “Let’s walk, there’s much to tell.”

Email me what you think it is, and I’ll show you the answer. Joe.Broadmeadow@hotmail.com

Random Thoughts

Here’s a rule to live by, if your thong bikini can double as a hammock for a normal sized human find another swimwear style

How to solve the perceived problem with Police shootings, make omniscience a job requirement. It seems it is expected anyway. That way, before they return fire, they’ll know the suspect shooting at them was a good boy/girl/man/woman just turning their life around.

For those of you that think because Cops wear vests, they should have to wait to be shot at before using deadly force, one of the things to keep in mind about Bullet-Proof vests is, they are not. Bullet-resistant, perhaps, Slow-the-bullet-down-a-bit, maybe, Reduce the force of impact, a little. However, BULLET-PROOF, definitely not.

Another rule to live by, if you are walking along and find yourself coming upon a huge amount of Bird shit on the ground, do not look up. Particularly with your mouth open.

It seems that those most enamored of criticizing cops base this opinion on Law Enforcement on what they’ve learned by (in no particular order);

Watching Television
Playing video games
Getting arrested
Bailing out relatives, friends, or neighbors that were arrested

When did holding a door for someone become extinct? Seems people now take pleasure it watching others struggle.

Ban the word, awesome. The correct meaning, something invoking an overwhelming feeling of reverence, admiration, or fear, has now been reduced to the level of meaninglessness.

I do not understand most tattoos. I get the meaningful ones, military, family members, the good old MOM, subtle messages of importance to the wearer that can be hidden, when appropriate. What I don’t get are the ones that are seemingly random images resembling color-by-number paintings done by a child that doesn’t know numbers yet and can’t color in the lines. When did we become a society of Ray Bradbury’s The Illustrated Man?

Why is it that a significant number of people in this country couldn’t find Syria on a map, don’t know the name of their Congressman or Senator, yet can name all the cast members of Jersey Shore, have seen every episode of The Real Wives of (Insert City), and fret all week until the conclusion of Dancing with the Stars?

And a corollary to the above, even though unable to find Syria, or a host of other trouble spots, on a map, they know exactly how to solve the ISIS problem, the militant Islam problem, the issues in Iraq, Iran, and North Korea. (Hint: It usually involves the Military strategy of the Middle Ages, Kill them all, God will recognize his own) Just ask, they’ll tell you.

That’s all for now, must be this hot, Aruban sun.

Where Do We Go, From Here?

There are as many ideas and concepts about post-mortal existence as there are people on this planet. In the vast universe, the conceptualization of what happens after death is likely, well, universal.

We hold onto our life. We sometimes go to extreme means to prolong it. And sometimes, we choose to end it by our own hand.

Regardless of how it happens, we all will die. Cease to exist in this particular form and manner.

So, naturally we wonder, where do we go?

Is it me, or my idea of myself, that exists outside the corporeal me?

Is it some ethereal existence, sans a physical form?

Or is it merely the atoms that once took my form follow the rules of physics and bind into another?

Where do we go? Where have those that have gone before us got themselves to?

No hard evidence exists of anyone ever coming back (despite the Bible or Shirley Maclaine’s claim to the contrary).

So, where did they go?

Is our composition of stardust our only path, reverting to that molecular essence?

I hope we do return to the stars. Taking on forms in locations we can only dream of. Becoming, once again, a living part of the universe.

Those that would have us ascend (which way is up by the way? It changes as we rotate in our current world) to heaven or descend (same direction issue) to hell show signs of self-limiting human thought.

I imagine a different ascension.

While my human self-awareness may end, each of the atoms and molecules of my brain that power my consciousness will continue.

Matter can neither be destroyed or created.

The law of conservation of mass, or principle of mass conservation, states that for any system closed to all transfers of matter and energy (both of which have mass), the mass of the system must remain constant over time, as system mass cannot change quantity if it is not added or removed. Hence, the quantity of mass is “conserved” over time. (Wikipedia definition)

Hence, while I will die, the matter that is me will not cease to exist. And since no one has ever come back, there must be something to it.

Now, understand something, this is no death wish. I intend to continue on this level of existence for as long as I can. There is much to do, much to experience, many things to live for.

As things come into my mind, compelling me to write, one of the things I contemplate is the end of life. As you age, it becomes more apparent that each day brings you closer.

By thinking about the realities of our physical world, by trying to understand the concepts of physics and all it’s weird possibilities, multiple universes, string theory, quantum theory, by the simple act of looking into the night sky and seeing the immense universe, one cannot help but imagine the possibilities of existence after this human experience.

So, where do we go from here? No one has the answer. Religions have tried to corner the market by selling a guarantee on the post-human experience. While many are well-intentioned, I think they lack true imagination.

Our minds, our ability to dream, our ability to think is our most precious asset. If we can imagine it, we can do it.

By using that same ingenuity in contemplating our post-human experience, I believe we can see the infinite possibilities of our continued existence.

While I enjoy this level of existence, I believe there is something to look forward to when the time comes.

Perspective in a Sunset/Sunrise

With all the turmoil in the world, the viciousness of political divisiveness, the violent dogma of religious zealotry, we can learn something about perspective,

From a sunset.

At any given point in time the sun exists in all it’s various phases simultaneously. Sunrise, midday, sunset, and all the permutations in between.

Depending on the time of year and hemisphere, some of those states do not exist, yet do exist elsewhere.

How can this be?

Perspective.

As I watched a beautiful Aruban sunset, it occurred to me that some 180 degrees of longitude away, someone was watching a sunrise.

At precisely the same moment, on the same planet, viewing the same star, our perspectives were at once totally opposite, completely different, yet equally accurate.

We were both right.

If we fail to appreciate another perspective, insist on our point of view being correct, deny the validity of a different point of view, we all lose.

In this world where religious zealots of all denominations and creed (almost exclusively dominated and controlled by men) justify genocide on instructions from some god (again exclusively interpreted by men) it is because they lack empathy for different perspectives.

In this world where a grief stricken son can shoot and kill a doctor because, from his perspective, the doctor was the cause of his mother’s death, perhaps if he had taken a moment to look at it from the doctor’s perspective, or even his mother’s, those two men would still be alive and a young family’s grief avoided.

In this world where those that disagree with the policies of the sitting President, describe him as a Muslim as if that alone should disqualify him as the President, perhaps if they understood the perspective of the Islamic world, as long as the Islamic world returns the gesture, this would be a better place.

So, next time you watch a sunset/sunrise, remember that somewhere in the world another human being is watching a sunrise/sunset. Both of you have different, yet equally valuable, perspectives.

By appreciating the difference, we can grow the commonality of our existence.

My Grandfather’s Hands

Upon our entrance into this world, the first touch for most of us is a human hand, a doctor or nurse, mid-wife, or even a Good Samaritan.

Hands play such an important part of our lives, guiding us, holding us, pulling us back, or pushing us forward.

I have many memories of the hands I have held in my life; the most distinctive of them, my grandfather’s hands.  Of my two grandfathers, I only recall my maternal grandfather with any detail.  My paternal grandfather died before I developed any retrievable memory.

I have a recollection of walking with my grandfather near the ocean.   I had to reach up to hold his hand as we walked.  At some point, we stopped and sat.  He continued to hold my hand.

I was fascinated by the lines and marks, twists and turns of his sixty, or so, year old hands.

They were intricate maps of all he had experienced, from his own youth, to his time in the Navy, through the Depression, from raising four children, to experiencing the births of many grandchildren.

If the eyes are the window to the soul; hands are the canvas on which we paint our life.

As I looked at those hands, I did not realize he would be leaving this life such a short time later.  I wondered what those hands experienced.  People they had touched, things they had made, the warmth of the sun, or the cold of winter felt over his time.

Therefore, it shocked me the other day, as I looked at my own hands.  Once smooth in my memories of that time with my grandfather, now showing their own signs of the imprint of a life, I hope, well lived.

I believe I have more time for the lines on my hands to record more of life, things to hold, sensations to feel.  Yet, I cannot help but wonder when my hands became as my Grandfather’s. Where did that time go?

Learning About Life from Yorkies

We have two Yorkies, Ralph and Max.

Ralph and Max As you can see from this image.  They enjoy doing nothing.  They quite enjoy it, actually.  We can learn much from their approach to a happy life.

The rules are simple.

Upon awaking in the morning they require either a walk or to be let out into the fenced in back yard, depending on where they are staying.  During the walk, or release, they require plants, trees, fences, or any other inanimate object exhuming interesting odors, preferably of the urine of another dog, so they can then impose their superior position and mark accordingly.

The next step, demonstrates the slight differences in the two.  Max simply runs until the next in the normal bodily elimination process commences, stops wherever he is, completes the project, and continues on.  Sometimes starting off prior to actual completion.

Ralph uses a more deliberative approach.  Turning and turning and turning and turning in circles until he has establish the precisely perfect position, angle, and landing zone.  Remaining motionless during the delivery, then artfully disguising the evidence with leaves and sticks, using the motion resembling a a center snapping the football, to prevent it being disturbed by any other creature.

The next critical step is for them to receive these unnaturally green colored objects, resembling human toothbrushes, which they devour in seconds.  The purpose is to assist in improving their breath.  To steal a line I heard in a movie once, their breath smells like an old lady fart filtered through an onion.  The green thing faces a Herculean task.

Then, they consume a 1/4 can of dog food each (remember they are small dogs) and they are content.

They waddle over to their bed and promptly fall asleep.  This, mind you, is after only being awake for about 30 minutes after sleeping at least 8 hours.

After napping, Ralph does enjoy being chased while he carries a soccer ball like soft toy.  He revels in his ability to put himself on one side of an object, just out of reach, and maintaining this position as you run around.  He considers this high art.

Max, sits and watches.  Once in a while, Max decides to take the toy from Ralph and run like a maniac throughout the house, occasionally stopping to show Ralph he has taken possession of the toy, causing another round of chasing.

He seems to enjoy torturing Ralph this way.

Other than that, they require nothing.  They enjoy their life.  No Wifi, no big screen TV, no cars (although they do enjoy riding in one and putting the windows down), no iPads, Nike sneakers, nothing.

Their secret is to enjoy being alive because they are alive.  That’s it.  Simple needs, simple things, happy lives.

We can learn a lot from two Yorkies.

Walking into the Past

My wife and I decided to go for a walk in the woods today. Nothing like the Appalachian Trail, mind you, just a short, pleasant walk.

We headed to a trail in Cumberland off Angel Road, the Veronica Geddes Bowen Wildlife Preserve.  The area is a 35-acre preserve that runs between Angel Road and the Monastery property on Diamond Hill Road.  A very nice, rolling walk through woods.

As we walked along, memories of an early trek in this area came flooding back to me.  Hikes from a long time ago, taken here by my two cousins, Dave Moreau and Joe Szpila, and I.

Back then, more than 40 years ago, we would gather at my cousin’s house on Red Gate Road and rehearse our musical talents in our quest to be rock stars.

Needing a break from these intensive creativity sessions, we would wander in the wood through these same trails I now found myself.

The memories of those simpler times bought a smile to my face.

We ambled along, passing old stonewalls that once delineated pastures and boundaries, comprised of stones stacked by the first European settlers, areas once forested, then turned to fields, now returning to forest.

I thought of the Native Americans that once freely roamed here, perhaps for thousands of years, until driven out by those same settlers.

There is a marker, hidden here in these woods, known as Nine Men’s Misery. It commemorates the site of a massacre of nine colonists during King Phillip’s War. As if the misery of the Native Americans, involving their almost total annihilation, was undeserving of such monuments.

I did not appreciate the irony then.

When my cousins and I walked these woods, we enjoyed the innocence of youth.  Over the ensuing 40-some years the entanglements and complications of adulthood slowly engulfed us.

Nevertheless, for a few moments today, I recalled those pleasant walks.  Undoubtedly we discussed many things we would do in our lives, achieving musical stardom being only around the corner, and did not even realize how good our lives were then.

More than forty years have passed since I last walked these woods. The reality of life is that I do not have another forty years left to wait to do it again. So I will return here, soon.

We all have places, walked with family and friends, that remind us of how precious life is.  Ambling along wooded paths, seeing visions of a different time, recalling the laughter shared from innocence, is a great thing.

There is something good in living a life that gives one the opportunity to recall those times.  Not in a desire to return to them, but reaping the benefit in the rejuvenation of one’s outlook on life.

Go for a walk in the woods.  You never know what memories you will see, or create.

Reefer Madness and Common Sense

In a recent Op-ed piece, Tom Ward, the editor of the Valley Breeze (a local Rhode Island newspaper focused on the Blackstone Valley area) bemoaned the difficulty of police departments in dealing with the issue of marijuana.  He described the disadvantage local and state police find themselves in light of the “secret” locations of legal marijuana growing operations for medical marijuana.

The article quoted Major Kevin O’Brien of the Rhode Island State Police “The secret locations are kept even from the local police and the Rhode Island State Police.  We don’t have the ability to provide the local PDs with the information because we don’t know it either.”  The Major goes on to detail a recent situation where the State Police invested time and resources investigating what turned out to be a legal grow operation. “We wasted our time and we wasted their time.” The Major said.

I did some quick research, just online, and was able to learn a great deal about local licensee operations.  It took a little imagination and the information was available.  I agree with the Major, require licensed location information be made available to the police as part of the provisions of the statute.  If for no other reasons than to prevent such wasted efforts.

Perhaps it is time we put the cost of enforcing laws prohibiting marijuana in perspective.

Enforcement: Depending on which source you use as reference, FBI, National Institute of Health, and a variety of others, the annual cost of enforcement and incarceration runs between $7 billion and $42 Billion Dollars.

I can think of many more beneficial uses of that money.

Gateway Drug: The fear of marijuana as a gateway drug is a long accepted, and incorrect, theory.  In Social sciences, it is referred to as “the fallacy of affirming the consequent.”

In other words a correlation, using marijuana and subsequent use of harder drugs, is not a proof of cause.

The latest accepted scientific analysis shows 79% of people that use marijuana never use other drugs (Drugscience.org and others).  That still leaves 21% at risk you say. This not the percentage that ultimately suffers from addiction or other consequences, it is much lower.

This is, and has always been, a health issue. We demonized it into a crime, and spent billions trying to arrest our way to a solution. It failed.

The ultimate point here is simple.  There is an overwhelming amount of hard evidence that the relative risk of marijuana use, compared to other similar activities, is low.

Not that I am endorsing this, but studies show driving under the influence of marijuana one is twice as likely to be involved in an accident, as opposed to 20 times under the influence of alcohol.

It would be interesting to see the statistics regarding driving while texting!  Now there is an enforcement effort I would applaud.

History shows us that we cannot arrest our way out of this. Turning otherwise law-abiding citizens into criminals does nothing to solve the problem, it just creates more.

I am not suggesting that State and Local police be the arbiters deciding which laws to enforce.

That is reserved to the legislature and those we elect to those positions.

However, I am suggesting that, confronted with a choice to allocate investigative resources towards marijuana growing or distribution operations or to put those valuable resources towards curbing more obviously dangerous activities, shootings, gang violence, etc. we would be better served by common sense approach.

I speak with some experience in this matter.  I spent 20 years as a police officer, much of that time in narcotics working with other Local, State, and Federal Agencies.  I can honestly say that in all those instances involving marijuana cases, violence was rare.

It is time to look at the available evidence and reallocate those police resources towards efforts that genuinely improve the quality of life.

Really? ‘Liking’ on Facebook is Now a Racist Act

I came across a headline yesterday (December 2, 2014) that caught my eye.  The headline, from Boston.com, read

Internet Turns on Once Beloved ‘Ferguson Hug’ Cop

The link to the article is here. The ‘Ferguson Hug’ Cop is the one from the photo of the white Police Sergeant hugging a crying black youth.

The section that caused me a great deal of pause was the following;

“Writer Yesha Callahan questioned Sgt. Barnum’s sincerity in a piece today on The Root. “You have to wonder if this is just an act for Barnum and a way to gain notoriety. Because liking a profile photo that states ‘I am Darren Wilson’ seems to contradict his views on police officers and their relationship building with black people. Especially when you choose also to side with a police officer who killed a black man and those who support that officer,” Callahan wrote.”

Are you kidding me?  Suddenly some innocuous act on a social media board translates into an act of Racism.  Unbelievable.

The vitriolic level of the response to any support of now former Officer Darren Wilson is shocking.

The officer in the now famous picture, Sgt. Barnum, hugging the teary-eyed Devonte Hart, is a more accurate indicator of how the overwhelming majority of Police Officer interact with people of color.

But this doesn’t sit well with those that choose to perpetuate the falsehoods of the Ferguson incident.

This wasn’t a shooting of an innocent, harmless person in the act of surrendering, arms raised in compliance.

This was a terrible situation in which an officer was forced to fight for his life. There was no color line here.  It was all one of survival.

Yet, because Sgt. Barnum showed his support for Officer Wilson, after he went through the Grand Jury process that returned a No True Bill on criminal charges, despite his actions in that photo, the sincerity of his comments, he is a racist.

Unbelievable.

The line in the quote from writer Yesha Callahan that is the most troubling is the last one “Especially when you choose also to side with a police officer who killed a black man and those who support that officer,”  The “black man” conveniently leaves out certain aspects and actions that day of that ‘black man’.

This may be an unpopular concept among those violently protesting this incident, but if Mr. Brown hadn’t assaulted and robbed the store owner, had submitted to the arrest, he’d be alive today. He bears much of the responsibility here.  We need to remember that.

No don’t misunderstand me.  Racism is alive and well in this country.  On both sides of the color divide.

Many people of color find it hard to believe white people are not racist.  Many white people do, in fact, hold prejudices based on race.

These are learned behaviors.  Taught by our upbringing, but not immune to change.  The violent protests, flag burning, and looting only serve to reinforce those stereotypes, not ameliorate them.

And believing that every Police Officer is a racist is judging someone for what they are, not who they are.  No less an embracing of a false stereotype than any other held prejudice.

If change is the goal, it will only come from education and understanding.  As long as the nightly news shows people running from looted buildings carrying televisions and Nike sneakers, the stereotype will only persist and flourish.

Instead of standing in a line blocking interstate highways, stand in a line and vote. Stand up for what you believe in with thoughtfulness and reason, not violence.

And be careful what you “like” on Facebook.