The truth, they say, shall set you free. With some innovative investigative techniques, too complex to share, I have uncovered the truth behind the Transgender bathroom controversy.
The sheer horror of it will shake most to their very core.
It’s not about being fair to those dealing with transgender issues.
It’s not about rights.
It’s not about understanding.
It’s about LINES.
There is always a line to the Ladies’ room, almost never one for the Men’s room. This is just a vast conspiracy to make men wait, dancing in the line like women have done for years.
Can the downfall of society be far behind? Next, will be the Great Toilet Paper Shortage. Can sheet rationing be far behind?
Transgendered indeed!
Alrighty then.