Day 8: Nowhere is a Long Way from Everywhere

Spero, Joe’s grandfather, and Joe climbed down from the sleigh.

“Take the sleigh and go hide,” Spero said to Levi David. “We don’t want to alert them to our being here. If we need you, I will call for you.”

“Where are we?” Joe asked, rubbing his hands together to warm them. An icy breeze sent chills right to his bones.

“This is the real nowhere land. It is a long way from everywhere else.” Spero said. “And this is where you begin.”

“Me?” Joe said. “I’m a bit confused. First, you guys pull this trick on me, making me think everyone’s forgotten me, then you tell me I have some special mission for Santa. Could someone, anyone, tell me why?” He folded his arms across his chest and waited.

“He is just like you, isn’t he?” Spero said.

“I told you he was, stubborn as all get out,” Joe’s grandfather said.

“Ah, I’m right here listening, you know.” Joe said.

Spero put his hands up. “Okay, you’re right. We owe you an explanation.”

*****

When the story was over. Joe stood in silence. Spero and Joe’s grandfather waited for it to sink in.

“So, I’m a, a what an elf? A kid? A freak? What?”

“What you are, Joe, is special.  Always remember it is not our differences that matter, we have a common purpose in living our lives. We are all just beings in the universe. You and I and a long line of people like us who were around for eons are here to protect the Spirit of Christmas from those who would take it from this world.

“Hard as it may be to believe, not everyone appreciates the true spirt. There are those who would want it gone from this world. Christmas reminds us of all the possibilities in life.

“It’s not the gifts themselves that are magic, it’s the wonder, joy, and imagination they bring. The act of giving, for no other reason than to see someone smile, is the most important proof of our humanity. But for that to happen, we must believe in the possibilities.”

Joe looked at his grandfather, then at Spero. “And I have to find this nowhere person and convince him of this?”

Spero and Joe’s grandfather nodded.

“Okay, I think we can handle this,” Joe said. “Let’s go.” He started to walk away, then stopped.

“You guys coming, or what?”

Spero nodded at Joe’s grandfather.

“Joe,” his grandfather said, dropping down on one knee and putting his hands on Joe’s shoulders. “You must do this alone. Whoever did this, this nowhere man, won’t appear to people like us. He’s certain, as people grow older, they forget to believe in magic. In many ways, he’s right. We could never get close enough.

“But he will not fear a child. He doesn’t think children really believe in these things. The saddest part is, he is also right about that. This world is changing. Kids spend less time using their imaginations. They are losing the ability to believe in possibilities.

“You have to get that back for them.”

Joe thought for a long moment. He always knew there was something different about himself. Some teachers would be annoyed at his not paying attention when he would be staring out the window imagining flying dragons, wizards, and trolls.

Even the ones that encouraged him had to reel in his imagination.

But he didn’t just imagine them, he saw them as if they were real. He often lived through these adventures and spoke to these creatures. The teachers would tell him how much they enjoyed the stories he would tell, but they never understood how real they were to him. Now it seems they were real.

In some ways, he knew this day would come.

“Okay,” Joe said, “a solo quest it is. Can you at least point me in the right direction?”

Joe’s grandfather struggled back to his feet, smiled at Joe, then pointed toward a bright star. “Follow that, young master, until you find what you seek.”

“What you seek? Young master?” Joe said. “You trying to sound like an adventure book character?”

“Is it working?” Joe’s grandfather said.

“Not at all,” Joe said.

Joe’s grandfather shrugged. “Ah well, okay. Go that way, I’m not sure the star will be any help.”

“Thanks,” Joe said, then walked over the ridge disappearing into the swirling snow.

“He will be okay, right?” Joe’s grandfather said.

Spero looked at the old man. “He will do as you and the others have done over the years. He will find a way. But we both know, it will not be easy.”

Tomorrow: A Being without Imagination

Day 7: The Test

The first Joe realized the bonds no longer held him was when the Nowhere Man took him by the hand.

“Come with me. I want to show you something.”

Joe stood, looked around trying to look for an exit, then followed the Nowhere Man.

“It’s that way,” the man said, pointing without looking at Joe.

“What is?” Joe said.

“The door. But it will do you no good. There’s nothing out there and nowhere to go,” he stopped walking and folded his arms. “Go ahead, try if you want, I’ll be right here when you get back.”

Joe glanced toward the door and then back at the Nowhere Man. “Nah, I want to hear your story and why you’ve stolen the gift of possibility.”

The Nowhere Man nodded. “All in good time, Joe. And time is all we have here.”

“Can I ask you something, Mr., ah…” Joe said. “What do I call you?”

“I am known as Desperatus.”

“Known by who?” Joe said, while a murky memory buried deep in his mind struggled to get to the surface. “Is there anybody else here?”

Desperatus shook his head. “No, I am quite alone. But in a former life, that was my name.”

“Where are we going?” Joe asked.

“We are here,” Desperatus said, standing in front of a large curtain.

Joe came to stand next to him. “What’s this?”

Desperatus pulled the curtain back and Joe could see into a gigantic room filled with all sorts of toys and games. Ghostly images of kids played with drones and dolls and all manner of things.

GI Joes marched around the room. Harry Potter characters danced in the air. Children in all ages of dress squealed with delight as they tore open Christmas presents.

The images would fade from scenes from last Christmas into scenes from long ago with little boys using a stick to push a hoop along a dusty road. Then a group of little girls would appear, gathered around a small table, pretending to serve tea.

Some sights would flash by in an instant, others lingered for a time, but nothing ever stayed the same.

“What are these things?” Joe asked.

“This is what believing in possibilities does,” Desperatus said. “These precious possibilities Santa has given for years never last. They are not real. They are false hopes that lead to disappointment.”

“That’s not true,” Joe said. “I believe in possibilities.”

“Of course you do.  You’re a kid. But kids grow up and never remember these dreams. I’ve saved them the disappointment that comes with growing up.”

“No, you haven’t,” Joe said. “You’ve taken away the best part of being a kid. You’re not interested in saving anyone. You’re just angry you no longer believe.”

“Well, it doesn’t matter anyway. Here they are and here they’ll stay and there is nothing you, or anyone else, can do about it.”

“We’ll see about that!” Joe said, heading toward the door.

“Go ahead,” Desperatus said. “Even if you managed to find a way back, they won’t remember you. I’ve taken away all their memories. You no longer exist as far as they are concerned.”

Joe thought for a moment. Something nagged at him. Something his grandfather always used to say. ‘Things are often not what they seem.’ Maybe this was what he knew I would face someday.

“Why keep me and let the others go?” Joe said. “If you have the power to steal memories, then why not just steal mine as well so I’d forget all about you?”

The truth is more often revealed by what people don’t say than what they do say. Desperatus pausing before he answered was one of those moments.

“I owe you no explanation.”

“True. You don’t owe me anything,” Joe said, “but I am here because you kept me here. If there is something you want from me, or need from me, just tell me.”

Desperatus glanced around, then mouthed the words, “wait for me outside.” He glanced around again, then walked away.

Joe watched as this Nowhere Man disappeared around the corner. A moment of indecision wracked Joe’s brain. Was this a trick? A trap? Was it true his grandfather no longer remembered him?

Then a thought occurred to him. Santa sent me here because I believe in possibilities. Maybe that is what I need to do. To show Desperatus that possibilities can last lifetime. And every possibility has the potential to turn out well, but even if it doesn’t there is always more to come.

Joe headed toward the door, hesitated before opening it, then yanked it open.

Before him was the last thing he ever expected.  There in the snow-covered field was the sleigh, reindeer, Levi David, Wyatt James, Desperatus, and Joe’s grandfather all waiting on him. Smiles all around.

“What’s this?” Joe said, “This can’t possibly be another of your jokes, grandfather. Can it?”

Joe’s grandfather shook his head. “No, my boy, even I couldn’t pull this off. My friend here and Santa had to be certain you were ready.”

“Ready for what?” Joe asked.

“The part about someone has taken the gift of possibilities is all true. There’s more to it, but you need to learn this on your own. We had to be sure that, with all the obstacles you’ll face, you’d choose to see the possibility of success.

“When you walked out that door,” his grandfather said. “We all knew you were the one. My friend here threw a lot at you, and it didn’t matter,” then he hugged Joe.  “Of course, I never doubted it.”

“So Desperatus is a friend?” Joe asked.

“The best,” Joe’s grandfather said. “And, of course that’s not his real name.”

“Desperatus means hopeless in Latin, right?” Joe said.

His grandfather smiled. “And your mother said I was wasting time reading Latin to you before you could even walk.”

“I knew there was something about that name that was familiar.”

“His real name is Spero. And he needs our help in finding out where the real Nowhere Man is and where he has hidden Santa’s gift.”

Joe smiled at the thought, ‘Spero, Latin for hope.’

Tomorrow: Nowhere is a Long Way from Everywhere

Day 6: The Nowhere Man

One moment the sleigh was slipping silently over a dark, treeless landscape, then the next it seemed they were plummeting from the sky.

“Hold on, Joe!” his grandfather said.

“Really?” Joe said, grasping the edge of the sleigh as tight as he could. “That never occurred to me. Hold on, brilliant. My mother is gonna be mad if you get us killed.”

Just as the sleigh seemed ready to crash, the reindeer pulled up and landed. Levi David turned to face the rear. “Thank you for flying Santa airways, please remember to take all carryon items with you.” Then let out a laugh.

“The whole world is full of wise guys,” Joe said, jumping from the sleigh. His grandfather climbed down after him.

“Did I miss anything good,” he asked. “I slept most of the way.”

“Slept?”

“Yeah, I’m a big fan of naps,” his grandfather said, stretching.

Joe shook his head. “Where are we?”

“Exactly where you asked to be,” Wyatt James said. “Welcome to Nowhere. Now what?”

“Now we go looking for the nowhere man,” Joe said, turning around, trying to get oriented. When he turned back, his heart skipped a beat. The look in his eyes gave his shock at the sight away.

“What’s the matter, Joe? You look like you’ve seen a ghost,” his grandfather said.

Joe was unable to speak for a moment, then said. “Your ears, grandfather, they’re…ah… they’re…”

“Pointed?” his grandfather said, smiling.

“Yeah, pointed. And you have a beard! What’s that all about?”

“Yeah, I probably should have warned you,” his grandfather said. “Don’t worry, you’ll get used to them.”

“I guess, it’s just, well why?” Joe said.

“Part of our heritage, my boy. You’ll find the ears quite comfortable and a great improvement in your sensitivity to sounds.”

“Why would I…” then Joe reached up to his ears. “Points! My ears have points! What’s happening?”

“You didn’t tell him, did you,” Levi David said, walking over. “Did you think he wouldn’t notice?”

“No, well, I just forgot,” Joe’s grandfather said. “I’m used to them.”

“Now you are,” Wyatt James said. “But I seem to recall you trying to yank them off when this first happened to you during that time when the toy supplies were taken.”

“Oh yeah, I forgot about that too.”

“Joe,” Levi David said, “what your clueless grandfather here should have done was tell you about your heritage. You are what we elves like to call a blend. You are a human boy with elfin blood. There aren’t many of you, but you play an important role protecting Christmas.

“Whenever you are involved in something for Santa, and everything involving Santa has elves, your hidden elf comes to the surface. I know this is a bit of a shock, but you will come to accept it.”

Joe kept rubbing his ears. “Yeah, but what if somebody sees me?”

Levi reached over and pulled Joe’s hands away from his ears. “Here’s a little advice from experience, don’t keep rubbing your ears, they’ll get red and irritated and it is not a pleasant feeling.

“And don’t worry about others finding out, at least the non-magical. Almost no one will know about you. But remember this: all magical creatures recognize one another, and they are not all friendly.”

Joe started to reach for his ears again, then pulled his hand back. “Ah, anything else I should know, grandfather?”

The two elves and Joe stared at the now embarrassed old man. “Nope, that’s it. The occasional pointy ears. Sorry, pal, I should’ve told you.”

“Okay,” Joe said, “you’re forgiven. Now let’s go find the nowhere man.”

Making their way through the snow, without the slightest hint of any trail or signs of other creatures, the troop trudged along.

“Any idea where we are going?” Joe’s grandfather asked.

“Not really,” Joe answered, “I just remember reading something about letting the terrain lead you. I hope I remembered that right.”

They marched on for what seemed like hours before Joe stopped them.

“Listen,” he said.

The group stood in silence, straining to hear.

“Hear it?” Joe said.

Joe’s grandfather leaned toward him. “Told you those ears would be useful.”

“Shh,” Joe said. “Listen!”

Faint at first, then becoming more distinct, they could hear someone, or something, humming.

“Where’s it coming from?” Levi David asked.

“Over that ridge,” Joe said, pointing. “Let’s go but be quiet.”

Making their way to the top of the ridge, they stayed low to the ground trying to spot the source of the sound. A sudden wind swirled snow all around masking their view. But occasionally, they could make out movement.

“There,” Joe pointed. “It’s right there and it’s moving this way. We better…” But before he finished his sentence, he was blinded by sudden flash of light and painfully loud noise. 

Then nothing by silence.

Joe felt around, pushing himself to sit, trying to clear his mind. Light and shadows danced in his eyes. He felt the heat of a fire and the flame soon came into focus. Finding himself in an overstuffed chair in front of a huge stone fireplace, he tried to make sense of the confusing scene.

“Comfortable?” a voice said, raspy, almost grating on the ears, coming from his left.

“Where am I?” Joe said.

“Exactly where you wanted to be, nowhere,” the voice said.

“Where is everyone else?” Joe said, looking around, trying to see the shadowy figure in the next chair.

“They’re fine, back in Christmas town by now. Of course, by now the memory is gone.”

“They left me?” Joe said. “I don’t believe that.” He tried to rise but couldn’t move off the chair. He saw nothing holding him but still couldn’t stand. “And what do you mean, the memory is gone?”

“If you agree to behave, I will release the bonds that hold you,” the creature said. “And explain.”

“Okay, fine. But you better not have harmed them,” Joe said.

“I’ve never harmed anyone in my entire life.”

Tomorrow: The Test

Day 5: The Journey to the Land of Nowhere

Joe and his grandfather stood next to the sleigh while Levi David and Wyatt James made some adjustments to things.

“Where are we going?” Joe asked.

“Well, I was hoping you had an idea on that subject,” his grandfather said.

“Me? How would I know…wait maybe I do.” Joe climbed onboard the sleigh and spoke to Levi David.

“You sure?” Levi David asked.

Joe nodded. “Almost certain.”

“Almost?” Levi David said,

Joe shrugged, then climbed back down to talk to his grandfather.

“What was that all about?”

“I told him where we needed to go first,” Joe said.

“And that is?” his grandfather asked.

“Nowhere,” Joe answered, a bit of a smirk on his face.

“Nowhere?” his grandfather said. “And where might that be?”

“Think about it. Where is the only place in the world where possibilities don’t exist?”

“I would say nowhere,” his grandfather said. “Possibilities are everywhere. But nowhere is not a real place.”

“Ah, but consider this, remember when we read the Sherlock Holmes books? What did Sherlock say about the improbable?”

His grandfather smiled. “Once you have eliminated the impossible, what remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.”

“And what do we have? Someone took Santa’s ability to give the gift of possibilities. Possibilities exist everywhere. Yet Santa’s power to give the gift of possibilities is still missing. Therefore, there must be a place called Nowhere and that is where we will find whoever did this.”

His grandfather thought for a moment. “Here, let me have your cell phone.”

Joe handed it to him. “When you gonna break down and get your own phone?”

“I’m breaking down more each day. Why would I need to get one when I can just use everybody else’s?”

“What if I want to call you?” Joe asked.

“Nobody calls anymore. All they do is text and snipcheat.”

“Snapchat,” Joe corrected.

“Whatever, here,” he said, handing the phone back, “read this.”

“What is it?”

“Well, in keeping with the Sherlock Holmes theme, it may be a clue.”

Joe looked at the phone, scrolling through the webpage.

He’s a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody


He’s as blind as he can be
Just sees what he wants to see
Nowhere man, can you see me at all?

“What’s this?”

“A song by the Beatles,” his grandfather said. “I always knew they were inspired by some deep magic but never suspected just how powerful. They wrote this decades ago, must have seen the future.”

“What does it mean?” Joe asked.

“It means, my boy, you are right. There is a nowhere land.”

“Ready,” Levi David said.

“You know how to get to nowhere?” Joe asked.

Wyatt James chuckled. “Nowhere is a piece of cake compared to some of the places we have to fly to deliver presents.”

Joe and his grandfather climbed aboard.

“So how do you fly there?” Joe asked.

“We don’t,” Levi said. “Did you ever just go for a walk and just let your feet take your wherever they wanted to go?”

“Sure,” Joe said. “Sometimes you just want to be alone for a bit.”

“Well, that’s what we’re going to do,” Levi David said. “Reindeer love to wander. Given the choice, they’d wander their whole life. We,” and he waited for Wyatt to drop the reins,” are just gonna let them wander to, wait for it, nowhere. Hit it, girls.”

And as the sound of Levi’s voice faded, the reindeer took off.

Joe leaned over to his grandfather. “Did he just say girls?”

“Joe” his grandfather nodded. “They are all girls.”

“But I thought…”

“Yup, you and most of the world have been misinformed. All reindeer have antlers, the boys lose their antlers in the fall, the girls do not. Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen. And, of course, Rudolph.

“I know, Rudolph sounds like a boy’s name. But what’s in a name?”

“I never knew,” Joe said.

“Here’s a good trivia tidbit. Donner was originally Donder, got a bit mis-translated.”

“You are just full of this stuff, aren’t you?” Joe said.

“Oh,” Levi David interrupted, “he’s full of it alright. We’ve known that for years.”

“Me too,” Joe said, laughing.

“Hey, I’m very sensitive you know,” his grandfather said.

“Yeah, sensitive. That’s exactly what I think whenever I think of you,” Joe chuckled, then settled in to watch the stars overhead.

Tomorrow: The Nowhere Man

Day 3: Open Your Mind to the Magic

As Joe made his way along the sidewalk, his grandfather fell into step with him.

“Where’d you come from?” Joe asked.

“Well, Ireland originally by way of New York, a long year spent on a government all-expense paid trip to Vietnam during the war, then back to Providence, and then here in good ole’ Cumberland, Rhode Island where I had the good fortune to trick your grandmother into marrying me.”

Joe shook his head. “I know that, Grandfather, I meant just now.”

“Ah, well then, I came from where I was and now, I am here.”

Joe rolled his eyes. “Do you ever just keep it simple?”

“Nope,” the old man said, a huge smile lighting up his face, “life’s complicated, but I do try to make it enjoyable. Are you ready?”

“Ah, ready for what? In case you haven’t noticed, despite all the clues like a backpack and lunch bag,” he held them up for the man to see, “I am on my way to school. Oh, and thanks for the backpack.”

“Well, first, you’re welcome. Second, you are indeed on your way, probably not where you expected to go, but you are on the way. You’ll get to school just a bit late.”

“Ah, I don’t think that’s a good idea.”

“You don’t even know what the idea is yet,” his grandfather said.

Joe stopped walking, turning to face the old man. “Okay, I’ll play along. What is this? Is this an elaborate new prank you’ve devised?’

“Oh, ye of little faith,” his grandfather said. “Follow me.”

Without waiting for Joe, the old man headed down a path into the woods, disappearing into the trees. Joe glanced around, checked the time on his cellphone, shrugged, then followed the old man down the path. It occurred to him he’d never noticed this path before.

“If the school calls my mom, you’re coming with me to explain as part of my defense,” Joe said, jogging to catch up.

When Joe came into the clearing, he stopped dead in his tracks. Closing his eyes for a moment, thinking he must still be dreaming, he slowly reopened them.

“No worries, Joe. Time does sometimes wait while we follow our hearts. No one will even notice you’re missing.”

“Ah, is that?” Joe said, trying to take it all in.

“Indeed, it is, my boy. Let me introduce you to my good friends, Levi David, head flying coordinator elf for Santa’s reindeer and Wyatt James, chief elf training pilot.”

“Ah, they’re elves,” Joe said, glancing between his smiling grandfather and the two elves waving at him.

“I told you he was smart,” his grandfather said, winking at the elves. “Nothing gets by him.”

“Ah, wha, what are we doing here?” Joe said.

“Tell you what,” his grandfather said, pushing him toward the sleigh. “Why don’t we climb aboard, enjoy the ride, and I’ll explain everything. You don’t get airsick, do you?”

Joe looked at him as he took a seat. “How would I know? I’ve never flown in a sleigh before.”

“Excellent point,” his grandfather said. “Just lean over the edge if something comes up,” he let out a laugh. “We’ll avoid residential areas while you get your wings. You didn’t have a big breakfast, did you?”

“Wings?” Joe asked, eyes wide as he stared at the old man.

“It’s an expression, Joe, just an expression. You’ll be fine. I only tossed my cookies once but that was during a blizzard.”

“You’ve done this before?”

“Couple of times, whenever the call came.”

When Joe turned to look over the edge of the sleigh, he realized they were already flying. He’d never felt anything.

“I’m a good pilot,” Wyatt James said. “You’ll be fine.”

“How’d you know what I was thinking?” Joe asked.

“It’s an elf skill,” Wyatt James said. “We sense these things.”

Joe settled back and enjoyed the moment. Despite being in an open sleigh flying through an early morning December sky, he felt no chill or wind. Light snow had fallen the night before giving a shimmering glow to the ground, sparkling like diamonds. But in the sleigh, he was nice and warm.

He tapped his grandfather on his shoulder.

“Where are we going?”

His grandfather leaned over, pointed at the lettering on the backpack, and tapped the letter J.

“This is the first part, the Journey.”

Tomorrow: Journey

Day 2: The Legend of the Christmas Star

Joe woke early, before the alarm, something that almost never happened. With dawn still struggling to chase the night away, it wasn’t light that woke him. Climbing out of bed, rubbing his eyes, he tried to get them to focus.

Shapes all blended into shadows. Shadows played tricks on the eyes.

Then he saw it.  At the foot of his bed was a new backpack. On the top of the main compartment were the words, JEB Wizard.

Hmm, Joe thought, not only is grandfather fast but he can be very quiet when he wants to be.

After getting dressed, Joe bounced down the stairs carrying his new backpack.

“Where’d that come from?” his mother asked.

“I dunno, it was next to my bed this morning.”

“Ah, I remember now. Your grandfather bought that a while ago, said to hold onto it until you needed it.  Your father must have seen the torn one and put it there before he left for work.” 

Joe shrugged, hmm, he thought, maybe that’s what woke me. “Yeah, I think I heard him, but it was too dark to see anything.”

“Not even with the hall light on?” his mother said.

“Must have been too groggy,” he answered, dropping the backpack on the floor and then sitting at the table.

“Knowing your father, he probably tried to sneak in and scare you, then decided to let you sleep. Come on now, hurry and eat or you’ll be late.”

“Okay, but can I ask you something?”

“Of course,” his mother said, putting the finishing touches on his lunch.

“What’s JEB Wizard mean?”

As the words came out of his mouth, his mother spun around. “What did you say?”

“JEB Wizard,” Joe said, pointing at the bag. “It’s written on top.”

His mother walked over, then bent down to get a better look. “Well, I’ll be.”

“You’ll be what?” Joe asked, wolfing down his breakfast.

“It was a story your grandfather always told me when I was a little girl. About a wizard and a star. A gift from a Christmas star.”

“Really? What was the story?”

“We don’t have time now,” his mother said, glancing at Alexa, “but I will tell you what JEB means.”

Joe waited for his mother to explain, she seemed lost in her thoughts.

“Ah, are you telling me today or anytime soon?” Joe smiled.

His mother chuckled. “Sorry, I was just remembering the first time I heard the story. I was about your age. Your grandfather didn’t just tell the story; he made it so as if we were part of it.”

Her eyes became a bit misty. “He loves, ah,” and she wiped away a tear, “telling stories.”

Joe smiled, remembering all the stories his grandfather told him. “Okay, mom, I gotta go. What does JEB mean?”

His mother put her hand on his shoulder. “Your grandfather loves to say this all the time. He said to always live your life like this, and it will be a happy one,” taking a deep breath. “JEB means Journey, Engage, Believe.”

*****

*****

Tomorrow: Open Your Mind to the Magic

Angel’s glow

During the battle of Shiloh, April 6-7, 1862 in western Tennessee the combined casualties exceeded 24,000 with almost 3,500 killed.

Reports of a strange phenomenon came from the battlefield of wounded men with a blue glow emanating from their wounds. The wounded who exhibited this phenomenon had a higher recovery and lower infection rate.

It became known as the Angels’ Glow and was attributed to divine providence and supernatural intercession. The fact that the phenomenon occurred on both sides did not play a significant part in the stories, but this obviously divine intervention by God did. God apparently wasn’t picking sides in this war, which is another topic for discussion,

This legend thrived for almost 140 years.

Then, in 2001, an enterprising high school student named Bill Martin toured the battlefield with his mother who happened to be a microbiologist. Martin and a friend set out to find an explanation.

They first identified bacteria that are bioluminescent then examined environmental conditions for any that could have been present in Shiloh in eighteen sixty-two. They focused on the bacterium Photorhabdus luminescens which lives inside soil nematodes, microscopic worms.

The two have a symbiotic relationship. When the bacteria emits light, it attracts insects, allowing the worm to infect them. Once inside, the worm regurgitates the bacteria into the insects’ blood, killing the insect and other toxic microbes present. This may be what happened with Angel’s Glow. Soldiers’ wounds became contaminated with the nematodes. The worms likely released their toxins and enzymes, essentially cleaning the wound by killing pathogenic bacteria.
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Now, this particular incident hasn’t had more extensive research done. And there are other bioluminescent bacteria candidates as possible explanations. But the story is illustrative of legends and stories of divine intervention, inexplicable at the time, that almost always turn out to be fully explainable by science.

And if they still defy explanation, that is more indicative of our limitations than proof of divine intervention. Occam’s Razor, seeking the most likely and simplest explanation, rather than leaping to the conclusion of divine providence, seems most appropriate. Perhaps, if someone thought it over at the time, they might have figured out what was causing it, even if they didn’t understand how, and saved more lives rather than offering prayers of thanks.

My grandfather used to tell me that thunder was the sound caused by Angels bowling. At five years old, this seemed a plausible explanation. I’m sure my grandfather knew better, and as I grew up and learned to think for myself, I came to see the reality.

Perhaps Not So Intelligent…

I am fascinated by the various versions of AI currently flooding the market as the solution to everything.

It can write a Best-selling novel, a promotion guaranteed report for work, manage your finances to make you a billionaire, and, perhaps, someday, kill us all and replace us.

So I decided to give one system a little test and ask it a simple question.

Who is Joe Broadmeadow?

I found out things about myself I never knew. Here are some of the highlights.

“· Career: He served for over 20 years with the Warwick Police Department in Rhode Island, rising to the rank of Captain. His career provided him with a deep well of real-world experience that heavily influences his writing.
· Expertise: His roles included commander of the department’s Bureau of Criminal Identification, commander of the Detective Division, and he was involved in numerous major criminal investigations. This gives his crime novels a strong sense of authenticity.
Career as an Author
After retiring from police work, Broadmeadow channeled his experiences into writing. He is known for:
1. Crime Fiction Series:
· The Harrison “Harry” Starbird Mystery Series: This is his primary fiction series. The protagonist, Harrison Starbird, is a retired Rhode Island State Police detective who keeps getting pulled back into complex cases. The series is praised for its realistic portrayal of police work and its Rhode Island setting.
  · Titles include Slight of Hand, Collision Course, A Flicker of Light, and Echoes of Silence.
2. Non-Fiction True Crime:
· He has co-authored several well-received non-fiction books with his wife, fellow author and retired police sergeant Carolyn Broadmeadow.
· Their most famous work is Killing Johnny Fry: The End of a Notorious Career Criminal. This book details the dramatic 1994 shootout and killing of a violent, long-sought criminal, an event that was a major case in Rhode Island law enforcement history.
· Another notable non-fiction book is The Phantom of the River: The True Story of the Murder of State Police Sergeant James Leyden.
3. Other Writing
· He has also written standalone thrillers, like Silenced Partner and Illusion of Power.
· He frequently contributes to blogs and writes articles on topics related to writing and law enforcement.

As you can see, I apparently did not serve on the East Providence Police as I have long believed, nor is my wife’s name Susan.

It got one title of my nine books correct. But, on the positive side, I have several new titles to consider.

So instead of scrolling through Facebook or Snapchat, put your name into a AI system and find out what you’ve been doing in a parallel universe.

Cumberland (RI) Connections Run Deep

As the publisher at JEBWizard Publishing and Media, I have had the pleasure of working with many talented writers bringing their work to the world. Two stand out, along with a talented photographer/artist, with our shared long-term connection to my roots in Cumberland, RI.

John Johnson, who grew up several houses from mine on Harriet Lane in Cumberland, and I worked on his wonderful children’s story, Watson and the Terrific Ten. It is a captivating and gorgeously illustrated Christmas story. John is working on a sequel for Christmas 2025. 

You can buy John’s book here https://www.amazon.com/Watson-Terrific-John-Eric-Johnson/dp/1734355379

John, being the kind soul that he is, uses the proceeds to fund his work distributing food to the needy around the holidays through the Happy Baskets program.

And now, continuing with the Cumberland connection, on March 17th, JEBWizard Publishing released a touching and timely story about the struggle of Early-Onset Alzheimer’s Disease by Susan (Higgins) Bostian, who also grew up on this magical street called Harriet Lane.

The Secret Friend is a memoir by Susan Bostian detailing her experiences as a caregiver and friend to a woman with Early-Onset Alzheimer’s. The book explores themes of friendship, loss, and personal growth.

Order Susan’s book here: https://a.co/d/gszo9De

(From the back cover) 

“It began as a job, something we both needed. She has Early-Onset Alzheimer’s Disease and wants to be normal. I need an income after a devastating divorce. But, somewhere along the journey, while frolicking through fields, rummaging through open houses, breaking little rules, and building our own beautiful world full of dancing and laughter, it blossomed into a real friendship.”

But wait, there’s more!

If that isn’t remarkable enough, the cover image on The Secret Friend is by Sandie Guerra Dean, a talented photographer and fellow Cumberland High School (1974) grad. 

Her work can be found at www.sandie-guerradean.pixels.com

There must have been magic on that street and town when we all lived there. And the magic continues.

Check out these books and  Sandie’s work; you’ll not be disappointed.

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NEW RELEASES JEBWizard Publishing

Check out these new releases just in time for Christmas!

By Sgt. (Ret.) Bert “Maverick” Gonzalez Metro-Dade Police

Take a look into the real world of Police Officers from the view of a cop who lived those moments of terror, humor, and tragedy every day of his career.

This is not a murder mystery whodunit or a reality TV sensationalized version of police work. This is the nitty-gritty reality of life on the street where cops see things no one should ever see and those they serve to protect have no clue as to the nightmares that haunt these officers.

This is also the humorous and human side of being a cop. Those rare moments when an officer is thanked for his efforts or where things happen no genius of a comedic mind could ever imagine.

Bert takes you into the circus tent of police work and shows you how the men and women of law enforcement do their job to the best of their abilities.

Bert shows you the human side of those behind the badge. The good, the bad, and the ugly. He pulls no punches but lays out the reality of life on the street.

Ride along for an unprecedented view under the circus tent. This the Real Greatest Show on Earth.

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By Jodi Carboni

After four years of living in Iran, Julia’s sweet, handsome husband, Masoud, has turned into a raging alcoholic addicted to pain killers.

A divorce is imminent, yet complications arise.

Julia finds herself falling in love with another man, Hossein, her husband’s boss. She comes to understand the cause of her estranged husband’s actions.  

Blindsided by the unexpected truth behind Masoud’s erratic behavior, the revelation sends their worlds crashing down.

Left with the smoldering ashes of their lives, can anything ever be the same?

Rarely does a book so completely capture the complications of multi-cultural relationships. Jody opens a window on the soul of those entangled in a complex and tragic turn of events out of their control.

The story of relationships and their complications is a common one. This is an uncommon telling of this story that will open a whole new world to the readers.

Open your hearts to a story as old as time told in a new and most entertaining way.

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Available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or wherever books are sold.

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