Rising over the top of Diamond Hill, Jebidiah and Levi had a view of the now sleeping town of Cumberland. With snow swirling and wind howling, a pre-Christmas blizzard was in full swing. The houses, trees, and roads hidden by the drifts gave the impression of a white blanket covering everything.
But Levi knew soon they would awaken to the reality of all the decorations having disappeared in the night. The parents would be at a loss to explain why such a thing would happen to the kids. He also knew Jebidiah Joseph would find great amusement in their sadness.
There was something else bothering Levi. The explanation for Jebidiah’s war against Christmas didn’t make any sense. Why would he go to such extremes over a sled design? There had to be another reason, which was the key to solving the problem.
“What’sss going on in that mind of yourssss?”
“Can I ask you something?”
“You can asssk, but I may not anssswer.”
“What else happened to you to make you so angry with Christmas?”
Jebidiah looked at Levi for a long moment, then returned to the reins. Instead of reindeer, the sleigh was pulled by a menagerie of creatures, all of them miserable. And with every crack of the whip, the animals cringed and cried.
And every time they cried, Levi had to push Kevin back into his pocket. The dog was angry about the way these animals were treated. But Levi knew now was not the time.
“What makesss you think there wassss anything elssse?”
“I don’t know; it just seems to me that there had to be more to it,” he said, then settled back into the seat.
They flew silently for a few moments, and then Jebidiah handed him the reins. “You fly, and I’ll tell you the story.”
The Blackstone in Winter
*****
Gliding low over the ground, Mrs. Claus proved a remarkable pilot. She flew just high enough to avoid the tallest objects, then brought the helicopter down, almost to the ground, hugging the terrain as they flew along.
After a few episodes of hanging her head out the window, Jane had finally grown used to the movement.
“How you feeling, dear?”
“Better, Mrs. C. sorry.”
“No worries, when I was learning to fly, I had my own, shall we say, head-out-the-window moments. Now open that compartment in front of you. Just push that blue button.”
Jane pushed the button, and a small screen opened up. After a moment, the screen came to life. Scrolling across the screen were the letters. SNKTGPS.
“What is SNKTGPS?”
Mrs. Claus laughed. “Santa’s Naughty Kids Tracking Global Positioning System. We use it to track the real naughty ones to keep an eye on them. I modified it for our little expedition, and it will track Levi for us. He’s often on the naughty list, so he’s in the system.”
“Wow, I didn’t know we had all this technology?”
“You’d be surprised, dear. We even had a message from that Amazon guy wanting to take over our delivery service. Said they could do it more efficiently. Maybe so, but the disappointment of losing Santa’s personal touch would be devastating.
“But there are some things we can use, like that little system there. Here,” she handed Jane a piece of paper, “punch this number into the keypad, and the system will find Levi.”
After entering the number, a spinning globe appeared. Then, the screen zoomed in closer and closer until it showed a red dot moving slowly along a river.
Mrs. Claus glanced at the screen. “Hmm, it would appear they are flying. Probably in that sleigh Jebidiah built.”
“What sleigh?”
“When Jebidiah worked with us he…”
“Wait, he worked for Santa?” Jane said, shaking her head.
“Yes, long story, dear. He built a sleigh for us. But we realized the old sleigh was what everyone expected so we decided not to use it. Jebidiah took the sleigh he had built when he left us. Soon after, the Heart of Darkness started causing problems.”
“All because of a sleigh? Because Santa didn’t use his sleigh?”
“You know, that is a good question. I always thought it was something else but never could figure it out.” She leaned over to get a better look at the screen. “Okay, dear, tighten your seat belt. They’re flying along the Blackstone River, and we’re gonna follow them wherever they go.”
Jane felt the acceleration push her back in her seat, and her stomach started to rebel. She fought it off and focused on watching the red dot.
Mrs. Claus had the biggest smile as she guided the helicopter along. After a few quick maneuvers through the woods, they found the river. “Hang on, dear, the chase is on…”
We recently found ourselves in an unfamiliar pet supply store through bad planning on our part. Let me explain.
We use places like Petco as a poor man’s aquarium and a source of entertainment for our grandson.
Laugh if you will, but it works. He also loves walking through the lighting section at Home Depot, and there is no admission fee.
Since he now recognizes many places, i.e. Dunkin’, McDonalds, and Petco, when we made the mistake of driving to Petco without checking to see if it was open, we faced a crisis.
Hell may have no fury like a woman scorned, but a two-year old set on seeing the fish, birds, and mice, and told it wasn’t open yet, comes pretty darn close.
Thus we searched for “Pet stores near me” on Google maps. And we found an alternative.
On arrival, we discovered this place harbored no live creatures, merely supplies and pet food. Our walking around browsing didn’t seem to phase the store employee, so we wandered around.
Yeah, until we killed them, boiled off the feathers, ground them into little pieces, and packaged them up for Fido to devour.
Thankfully, the lack of live critters didn’t matter to Levi. It was a new and exciting place to explore.
But what caught my eye was a display of refrigerated dog food. On the bag, in a grand proclamation of why one should consider this food for one’s beloved dog, was a somewhat contradictory declaration
The contents of the bag held chicken from Cage Free Chickens.
This, I assume, was intended to spark images of happy chickens frolicking in the sun, happily running to and fro, free from the horrors of a cage.
Yeah, until we killed them, boiled off the feathers, ground them into little pieces, and packaged them up for Fido to devour.
But we are supposed to take comfort because they lived a cage free life? Given the choice, I bet the chickens would prefer to leave this planet via natural causes.
Now, before anyone thinks I’ve gone vegan, let me make it clear. I love chicken, steak, fish ham, and all other of evolution’s creatures cooked to perfection.
But if we have to assuage our conscience with disingenuous labeling, it makes us all food hypocrites.
Think about it. Given the opportunity, most dogs would take delight in chasing down and personally terminating with extreme prejudice any chicken found frolicking outside the cage.
Trust me on that. We had two Yorkies who were serial chicken killers. Cage Free wasn’t even a consideration to Ralph and Max. Vulnerability was key.
Cage Free, indeed. It should read cage free before execution. Let’s at least be honest about it, and not a bunch of chickens.
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First, there wasCollision Course, introducing Detective Lieutenant Josh Williams, East Providence PD Special Investigations Unit Commander. Then came Silenced Justice, and the adventures of Lt. Williams soared to new heights.
Now, the next in the series, Gideon’s Bludgeon, brings the challenges facing Lt. Williams and the members of his investigations unit to a whole new level.
A killer is leaving body parts all over the state, and a young detective newly assigned to the SIU thinks the killer is sending a message. The trail leads Williams and his fellow officers to a world of unimaginable terror and mystery.
“Hey L T, come look at this.” Detective Frank Lachance said. “Tell me what you think.”
I looked over the top of the Providence Journal, twisting my feet apart on the desk to get a view of the young detective.
“Frank, does it look like I give a shit about your latest discovery? Let me remind you it is Sunday…Morning… And what do I do every Sunday morning before anything, and I mean anything else?”
“Read the paper,” Lachance answered.
“That’s my boy. You’re learning. Now whatever monumental revelation you’ve had can wait until then. Now go make sure there is more coffee. I need the extra push for my morning constitutional.” I put my feet back together and ducked behind the paper.
“Lieutenant, it’s about the body parts in the bay. I talked to a friend of mine from the State Police, and we think they’re connected.”
“Were connected,” I said, from behind the paper, “that’s why they’re body parts now instead of a whole body. But I’m glad you and Trooper Dudley DoRight figured out that elusive element.”
I heard him pick up his laptop and walk to my desk. Plopping the computer down, he tapped on my paper.
“Do you want to die?” I said. “Give me a minute, I know my gun is around here somewhere.”
“Come on, Lieutenant, give me five minutes, and I’ll not only get coffee, but I’ll also go out for your favorite pastries.”
I put the paper down. “Frosted Apple turnovers?”
“As you wish.”
The kid’s enthusiasm reminded me of myself a century ago when I was an ambitious first-year detective. It was not contagious. I was immune to any such passion after thirty years of rolling in shit with the dregs of the world. And putting up with wannabe hero political cops, who got all their ideas from TV but ran and hid when shit hit the fan, saps the life out of you.
Someday, this kid will be an old burn-out like me, but for now I suppose I should humor him. To a point.
The kid was smart, good at his job, and showed lots of potential. He paid attention and was willing to learn. I’d humor him for five minutes. Plus, for a frosted apple turnover, I’d remarry all my ex-wives.
“Okay, Columbo, whaddya have?”
The look in his eye said it all.
“Who?”
“Ah jeez, never mind, show me what’s worth risking my wrath over.”
The kid spun the laptop so I could see. A spreadsheet, with highlighted cells, filled the screen.
“This is an Excel spreadsheet. A spreadsheet–.”
“Stop there, kid. Yeah, I know what a spreadsheet is. I know my way around computers. I’m old, not dead. Tell me what this piece of work shows, save the technology lecture.”
The kid smiled. “Cool, okay. You know how over the years various body parts have turned up along the bay?”
“Hmm, body parts along the bay?” I reached out and smacked the backside of his head. “Stop talking to me like you’re the school resource officer in a kindergarten class. Everybody in the whole fucking state knows the body parts story. Jeez…”
“Sorry, anyway, Jerry Paulson from the State Police and I think there’s a pattern to them. A message the killer is trying to give us.”
I leaned back in my chair. “Know what I think. I think sending you two knuckleheads to that FBI Profiling Serial Killer seminar was a fucking mistake. I told the chief that, but he wouldn’t listen to me. He has his head so far up the Attorney General’s ass trying to get the head investigator position there and retire. He jumps at any idea the AG throws out, and the Homicide task force was the latest. I knew you and that trooper would start salivating for your very own Rhode Island serial killer. You’d invent one if you had to.”
“Listen to me, Lieutenant. Look at the spreadsheet. I put the date of recovery in one column and the recovered body part in another. The first was four ago. They are found on the same day, the last Saturday of each season, every year. And if you sort by date of recovery oldest to newest, it looks like he’s sending us a human jigsaw puzzle.”
He slid the mouse around and sorted on the date. “The first discovery, (Date) was a right foot. (Date) left foot. (Date) right leg, on an onto this spring, the torso.”
The one part missing, the head, was all that was needed to complete the puzzle.
I looked at the screen. No doubt the kid was onto something.
“I also added in location. At first, it didn’t help. Then I did it by the side of the bay where the part was found. It alternates, East Bay, West Bay, south to north.”
“No shit, Frank. No shit,” I played with the columns. I was right, this kid might be the one I’d been looking for. Someone to mentor before I pulled the pin.
“What do you think, Lieutenant?”
I hesitated a moment. If word got out that we are looking at this as a serial killer, the media frenzy would drive us crazy. Worse, if the AG finds out, he’ll turn it into a fucking circus. I had to approach this delicately. Temper the kid’s enthusiasm with rationality.
“This is smart work, kid. But we gotta keep control over it. Limit who knows. If any of the suck-ups around here find out, they’ll tell the world. Some of these assholes are so close to the chief they could wear his ass for a hat.”
I tapped my finger on the desk. “Tell you what. We work this off the books for now. No reports in the system. Back to paper notes only, and we’ll lock it in my office at night. I’ll call Captain Murray at State Police Headquarters. He owes me a big one, anyway. I’ll get him to keep this between us. I’ll have him send your Trooper Knucklehead counterpart down here like you’re chasing burglars or something.”
Lachance bounced around like a nine-year-old told he was going to Disney. “Great, I have a few ideas on some things we might do with new technology the FBI uses. I’ll see what I can come up with.”
“Frank,” I said, in my most stern lieutenant boss-type voice. “Work it, but quietly. Understood?”
“Yes, sir. Ah, there is one more thing, Lieutenant.”
“What’s that?” I said, dropping the paper onto my lap one more time.
“This Saturday, it’s, ah, it’s the last day of Spring.”
“Great, happy summer, kid.”
“Lieutenant, if the pattern holds, we will find another body part this Saturday on the east side of the bay, north side. The head. I think we should try to run a stakeout. Maybe get lucky.”
“Hmm, and how should I find enough cops to run this stakeout and keep it quiet? Not to mention, getting El Hefe to pay for it?”
The kid actually smiled. “That’s why you’re the Lieutenant.”
“I got a better idea, kid. How about I get you assigned to the SIIU with Lieutenant Williams? He loves this shit as much as you do. Then it can be his headache. I’ll take care of that; you go get my apple slices and make sure you get the ones with the thick frosting. Now move.”
I watched the kid fly out the door. I almost missed that joy for the job. Almost.
Whatever possessed me to let him talk me into this? One year left, one more year, and I’d run out the door. Thirty years over, and I get a pension to cover my bar bill. This last year was supposed to be uneventful, not some reality TV series.
But no worries. I had a solution. Reaching for my cell, I hit the speed dial for Lieutenant Josh Williams.
“Lieutenant Ford, what can I do for you on this fine morning?” Williams answered.
“Josh, I’m getting El Hefe to give you that extra body you’ve been whining about. Det. Lachance will be transferring into your unit first thing tomorrow. And he comes with a bonus.”
“And what might that be?”
“He has his own trooper. You get two for the price of one,” I chuckled. “No need to thank me.”
“Why do I have the distinct feeling I am getting screwed here?”
“To borrow a line I recently heard, that’s why you’re a Lieutenant.” Ending the call, I resumed reading the paper. All was right with the world.
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“The choice is made.” Ealdor’s voice once again surrounded them. Duncan looked at the egg.
“What happens now? Is it over?”
Balinor came forward, bending to put his face next to Duncan. “It is only beginning, Donnchadh Ealdgneat.”
Duncan gave him a questioning look. Kathy and Jamie came over. Keladry revived Myrddin who joined them standing around Duncan and the egg.
“Jamie, what happened to you?” Myrddin asked. “Last I remember you tried to fly.”
Jamie chuckled. “I grabbed Harper, and then something happened. We fell over the edge but didn’t fall all the way. Something held us in the air. She tried to push me away. One of my hands slipped and I felt myself starting to fall. I realized whatever was holding us there, was just holding her. I was along for the ride. I decided to get away from her. I saw the branch and leapt for it.”
“What happened to Harper?”
“I’m not sure. A bunch of ravens flew in and she vanished among them. I wasn’t sure what was happening up here, so I waited. After a few minutes, I felt the branch starting to give way. I started yelling for help.”
Myrddin glanced at Keladry. “She’s still out there, isn’t she?”
Myrddin nodded. “What matters is the egg is safe in the hands of the Dragon Seeker.”
“What do we do with him?’ Kathy said, pointing at Core.
Keladry spoke up. “That spell won’t hold him for long. He is too powerful for that. We must get away from here.”
“And just leave him?’ Kathy walked to face Core. “Isn’t there something a little more unpleasant we can do?” She eyed the sword, watching the unmistakable sign of fear in his eyes. She reached for the blade.
“No!” Duncan said, drawing their attention. “We’re not like him. There is nothing he can do to us now. We need to focus on this,” pointing at the egg. “This is the Last Dragon. We need to protect it, not become like those that would misuse its power.”
Ealdor’s voice once again rose from the pulsating egg. “Donnchadh Ealdgneat shows wisdom beyond his years. Heed his message.”
Myrddin nodded his head. “We would do well to listen to her. This is the future we have all fought for long and hard. Much remains for the Dragon Seeker to do; there are many trials ahead.”
Duncan once again took his place on Balinor’s back. The egg secured in his pack. As the others moved off down the hill, the sun crossed over the mid-point in the sky.
A gleaming beam of sunlight illuminated the Blackstone River, the water a shimmering, twisting band of gold. Pointing to the future.
Balinor leapt into the air, riding the light. Duncan felt the rush of the wind in his face. The smell of the woods enveloped him. The sun warmed his back.
“An uncertain future awaits you, Donnchadh Ealdgneat.” Ealdor’s voice sang in his ears. “You’ve taken the first steps of a long, difficult journey. For now, protect this egg and this dragon within. The next challenge will soon be upon you.”
Duncan took comfort in the voice yet trembled at portent of the words. These once uncomplicated and familiar places of his life, the Blackstone River, the rocky face of Diamond Hill, this small town of Cumberland, would never be the same.
His imagination opened to the possibilities. He knew what he needed to. He would face his fear and overcome it. It would not be easy, but it would be a destiny of his own choosing.