Christmas 2023: Partnership in Crime

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Levi watched as the sleigh rose into the sky and then, turning north, disappearing into the clouds. Kevin blocked his path as he started to make his way back into the cave of the Heart of Darkness. The look on the dog’s face said it all: disappointment.

“Look, Kevin, I had to send her back. It’s the only way I can get this, this, whatever he is to trust me. You’ll have to keep yourself out of sight until I can find out where Santa’s list is hidden. Until then, I have to play along. Understand?”

While Kevin and Levi had developed a deep understanding of each other, it wasn’t like he expected what would happen next.

“I’ll be nearby all the time,” Kevin said. “Just say my name, and I’ll be there for you.”

Levi took a step back. “Wait, you can talk? How come you never said anything before this?”

“Of course I can talk. How do you think I keep Mrs. Claus updated on your shenanigans? Oops.”

“What do you mean, updated? Were you spying on me?”

“Not spying. She was worried about you being alone with the reindeer and wanted somebody, or some dog in my case, to keep an eye on you. She worries about you, you know. You’re one of her favorites.”

Levi took a moment to take this all in. “You mean she’s not really mad when I play one of my jokes?”

“Well, some do go too far. But she knows you have a good heart. Just like most kids on the naughty list, they have good hearts; they just made poor choices. And nobody is perfect. She knows you’re capable of great things, so she picked you for this job.”

“I thought Santa did that,” Levi said, scratching Kevin’s belly, sending him into a spasm of leg movements.

“Mrs. Claus lets Santa believe he makes the choices, but she put the idea in his head. She really does run the show.”

“Unbelievable,” Levi said.

“Nothing is unbelievable if your heart wants it to happen. And she wants good things for everyone.”

Levi stood back up and brushed leaves off his pants. “Okay, let’s head back. We’ve got to find out where the list is as quickly as we can.”

“Then what?” Kevin said, shaking the leaves and twigs from his back.

“Then, and I hope I am right on this, Jane will find her way back here to help us.”

“You think she’ll come back?” Kevin said, shrinking himself down to field mouse size and falling in line behind Kevin.

“Oh, I know she will,” Levi said. Then, he thought to himself, I hope. “Okay, let’s go.”

The real Jebidiah Joseph

Making their way back inside, they passed by more of the swirling ghost-like apparitions. Then, Levi stopped short in his tracks. Sitting at a desk where he’d last seen Jebidiah Joseph was gnarly old elf looking at several sheets of paper.

“Who are you?” Levi said.

“I’m Jebidiah, that other stuff is just for effect. This is the real me.”

“You’re an elf?” Levi said, stunned by his appearance.

“Was an elf, a long time ago. Did you get rid of her as I commanded?”

Levi nodded. “Is that the list? I thought you said it was somewhere else?”

“This is my list. A list of things we’re gonna do to make sure Christmas never happens again. Come here, Levi, I have something else for you to do…

*****

 Mrs. Claus and Jane gathered in the kitchen. Mrs. Claus had a huge batch of Christmas cookies cooling on the counter and was mixing the next batch.

“Why don’t you let the elves help with this?” Jane asked. “Don’t you have other things to do?”

Mrs. Claus winked. “Have to keep up appearances, dear. Some of the older elves might not like it if they found out it’s me running the show and not Santa. Some old ideas take a long time to fade. Plus, I like doing it. But now we have to figure out what Levi is up to.”

The home of Santa and Mrs. Claus

“You don’t think he really went over to the other side, do you?” Jane asked.

Mrs. Claus shook her head. “Levi can be a bit troublesome sometimes, but he has a good heart. I think he sent you away because he wanted to protect you. But this little game of his won’t last long. The Heart of Darkness will test him.

“They’ll try to make him do something so evil Levi’s true nature will show, and they’ll be onto him. We just have to hope he finds out where the list is first then figure out how to help him.”

“Well, I am going back there right now,” Jane said, heading toward the door.

“Wait, Jane. Let’s think this out. The Heart of Darkness will expect us to come back there. If we do that, they might figure out Levi had it planned all along. I think we need to find a way to just keep an eye on Diamond Hill and hope they lead us to the list.”

“You think they really hid it somewhere else?” Jane asked.

Mrs. Claus nodded. “I do, but it won’t be far. And they won’t wait long to go get it. While they may think Levi is on their side, they won’t be certain we won’t find the list on our own.”

Sliding the last cookie tray into the oven, Mrs. Claus wiped her hands. She motioned for Jane to follow her into the living room.

“I have come to a cataclysmic decision,” Mrs. Claus said.

“A cata what decision?” Jane asked.

“Cataclysmic, it’s from one of my favorite movies, The Wizard of Oz, when the wizard says he will take Dorothy home himself.”

“What’s it mean?”

Mrs. Claus shrugged. “I don’t know, I just like the sound of it, but it must be something big.”

“Oh,” Jane said, plopping down into a chair in front of the fire.

“And you and I will be doing something similar.”

“What’s that?” Jane asked.

“You and I, my dear, will return to the land of E. Pluribus Unum together and help Levi. Here’s what we’re gonna do…”

Tomorrow: Into the Wild