Day 8: Nowhere is a Long Way from Everywhere

Spero, Joe’s grandfather, and Joe climbed down from the sleigh.

“Take the sleigh and go hide,” Spero said to Levi David. “We don’t want to alert them to our being here. If we need you, I will call for you.”

“Where are we?” Joe asked, rubbing his hands together to warm them. An icy breeze sent chills right to his bones.

“This is the real nowhere land. It is a long way from everywhere else.” Spero said. “And this is where you begin.”

“Me?” Joe said. “I’m a bit confused. First, you guys pull this trick on me, making me think everyone’s forgotten me, then you tell me I have some special mission for Santa. Could someone, anyone, tell me why?” He folded his arms across his chest and waited.

“He is just like you, isn’t he?” Spero said.

“I told you he was, stubborn as all get out,” Joe’s grandfather said.

“Ah, I’m right here listening, you know.” Joe said.

Spero put his hands up. “Okay, you’re right. We owe you an explanation.”

*****

When the story was over. Joe stood in silence. Spero and Joe’s grandfather waited for it to sink in.

“So, I’m a, a what an elf? A kid? A freak? What?”

“What you are, Joe, is special.  Always remember it is not our differences that matter, we have a common purpose in living our lives. We are all just beings in the universe. You and I and a long line of people like us who were around for eons are here to protect the Spirit of Christmas from those who would take it from this world.

“Hard as it may be to believe, not everyone appreciates the true spirt. There are those who would want it gone from this world. Christmas reminds us of all the possibilities in life.

“It’s not the gifts themselves that are magic, it’s the wonder, joy, and imagination they bring. The act of giving, for no other reason than to see someone smile, is the most important proof of our humanity. But for that to happen, we must believe in the possibilities.”

Joe looked at his grandfather, then at Spero. “And I have to find this nowhere person and convince him of this?”

Spero and Joe’s grandfather nodded.

“Okay, I think we can handle this,” Joe said. “Let’s go.” He started to walk away, then stopped.

“You guys coming, or what?”

Spero nodded at Joe’s grandfather.

“Joe,” his grandfather said, dropping down on one knee and putting his hands on Joe’s shoulders. “You must do this alone. Whoever did this, this nowhere man, won’t appear to people like us. He’s certain, as people grow older, they forget to believe in magic. In many ways, he’s right. We could never get close enough.

“But he will not fear a child. He doesn’t think children really believe in these things. The saddest part is, he is also right about that. This world is changing. Kids spend less time using their imaginations. They are losing the ability to believe in possibilities.

“You have to get that back for them.”

Joe thought for a long moment. He always knew there was something different about himself. Some teachers would be annoyed at his not paying attention when he would be staring out the window imagining flying dragons, wizards, and trolls.

Even the ones that encouraged him had to reel in his imagination.

But he didn’t just imagine them, he saw them as if they were real. He often lived through these adventures and spoke to these creatures. The teachers would tell him how much they enjoyed the stories he would tell, but they never understood how real they were to him. Now it seems they were real.

In some ways, he knew this day would come.

“Okay,” Joe said, “a solo quest it is. Can you at least point me in the right direction?”

Joe’s grandfather struggled back to his feet, smiled at Joe, then pointed toward a bright star. “Follow that, young master, until you find what you seek.”

“What you seek? Young master?” Joe said. “You trying to sound like an adventure book character?”

“Is it working?” Joe’s grandfather said.

“Not at all,” Joe said.

Joe’s grandfather shrugged. “Ah well, okay. Go that way, I’m not sure the star will be any help.”

“Thanks,” Joe said, then walked over the ridge disappearing into the swirling snow.

“He will be okay, right?” Joe’s grandfather said.

Spero looked at the old man. “He will do as you and the others have done over the years. He will find a way. But we both know, it will not be easy.”

Tomorrow: A Being without Imagination

Day 7: The Test

The first Joe realized the bonds no longer held him was when the Nowhere Man took him by the hand.

“Come with me. I want to show you something.”

Joe stood, looked around trying to look for an exit, then followed the Nowhere Man.

“It’s that way,” the man said, pointing without looking at Joe.

“What is?” Joe said.

“The door. But it will do you no good. There’s nothing out there and nowhere to go,” he stopped walking and folded his arms. “Go ahead, try if you want, I’ll be right here when you get back.”

Joe glanced toward the door and then back at the Nowhere Man. “Nah, I want to hear your story and why you’ve stolen the gift of possibility.”

The Nowhere Man nodded. “All in good time, Joe. And time is all we have here.”

“Can I ask you something, Mr., ah…” Joe said. “What do I call you?”

“I am known as Desperatus.”

“Known by who?” Joe said, while a murky memory buried deep in his mind struggled to get to the surface. “Is there anybody else here?”

Desperatus shook his head. “No, I am quite alone. But in a former life, that was my name.”

“Where are we going?” Joe asked.

“We are here,” Desperatus said, standing in front of a large curtain.

Joe came to stand next to him. “What’s this?”

Desperatus pulled the curtain back and Joe could see into a gigantic room filled with all sorts of toys and games. Ghostly images of kids played with drones and dolls and all manner of things.

GI Joes marched around the room. Harry Potter characters danced in the air. Children in all ages of dress squealed with delight as they tore open Christmas presents.

The images would fade from scenes from last Christmas into scenes from long ago with little boys using a stick to push a hoop along a dusty road. Then a group of little girls would appear, gathered around a small table, pretending to serve tea.

Some sights would flash by in an instant, others lingered for a time, but nothing ever stayed the same.

“What are these things?” Joe asked.

“This is what believing in possibilities does,” Desperatus said. “These precious possibilities Santa has given for years never last. They are not real. They are false hopes that lead to disappointment.”

“That’s not true,” Joe said. “I believe in possibilities.”

“Of course you do.  You’re a kid. But kids grow up and never remember these dreams. I’ve saved them the disappointment that comes with growing up.”

“No, you haven’t,” Joe said. “You’ve taken away the best part of being a kid. You’re not interested in saving anyone. You’re just angry you no longer believe.”

“Well, it doesn’t matter anyway. Here they are and here they’ll stay and there is nothing you, or anyone else, can do about it.”

“We’ll see about that!” Joe said, heading toward the door.

“Go ahead,” Desperatus said. “Even if you managed to find a way back, they won’t remember you. I’ve taken away all their memories. You no longer exist as far as they are concerned.”

Joe thought for a moment. Something nagged at him. Something his grandfather always used to say. ‘Things are often not what they seem.’ Maybe this was what he knew I would face someday.

“Why keep me and let the others go?” Joe said. “If you have the power to steal memories, then why not just steal mine as well so I’d forget all about you?”

The truth is more often revealed by what people don’t say than what they do say. Desperatus pausing before he answered was one of those moments.

“I owe you no explanation.”

“True. You don’t owe me anything,” Joe said, “but I am here because you kept me here. If there is something you want from me, or need from me, just tell me.”

Desperatus glanced around, then mouthed the words, “wait for me outside.” He glanced around again, then walked away.

Joe watched as this Nowhere Man disappeared around the corner. A moment of indecision wracked Joe’s brain. Was this a trick? A trap? Was it true his grandfather no longer remembered him?

Then a thought occurred to him. Santa sent me here because I believe in possibilities. Maybe that is what I need to do. To show Desperatus that possibilities can last lifetime. And every possibility has the potential to turn out well, but even if it doesn’t there is always more to come.

Joe headed toward the door, hesitated before opening it, then yanked it open.

Before him was the last thing he ever expected.  There in the snow-covered field was the sleigh, reindeer, Levi David, Wyatt James, Desperatus, and Joe’s grandfather all waiting on him. Smiles all around.

“What’s this?” Joe said, “This can’t possibly be another of your jokes, grandfather. Can it?”

Joe’s grandfather shook his head. “No, my boy, even I couldn’t pull this off. My friend here and Santa had to be certain you were ready.”

“Ready for what?” Joe asked.

“The part about someone has taken the gift of possibilities is all true. There’s more to it, but you need to learn this on your own. We had to be sure that, with all the obstacles you’ll face, you’d choose to see the possibility of success.

“When you walked out that door,” his grandfather said. “We all knew you were the one. My friend here threw a lot at you, and it didn’t matter,” then he hugged Joe.  “Of course, I never doubted it.”

“So Desperatus is a friend?” Joe asked.

“The best,” Joe’s grandfather said. “And, of course that’s not his real name.”

“Desperatus means hopeless in Latin, right?” Joe said.

His grandfather smiled. “And your mother said I was wasting time reading Latin to you before you could even walk.”

“I knew there was something about that name that was familiar.”

“His real name is Spero. And he needs our help in finding out where the real Nowhere Man is and where he has hidden Santa’s gift.”

Joe smiled at the thought, ‘Spero, Latin for hope.’

Tomorrow: Nowhere is a Long Way from Everywhere

Day 6: The Nowhere Man

One moment the sleigh was slipping silently over a dark, treeless landscape, then the next it seemed they were plummeting from the sky.

“Hold on, Joe!” his grandfather said.

“Really?” Joe said, grasping the edge of the sleigh as tight as he could. “That never occurred to me. Hold on, brilliant. My mother is gonna be mad if you get us killed.”

Just as the sleigh seemed ready to crash, the reindeer pulled up and landed. Levi David turned to face the rear. “Thank you for flying Santa airways, please remember to take all carryon items with you.” Then let out a laugh.

“The whole world is full of wise guys,” Joe said, jumping from the sleigh. His grandfather climbed down after him.

“Did I miss anything good,” he asked. “I slept most of the way.”

“Slept?”

“Yeah, I’m a big fan of naps,” his grandfather said, stretching.

Joe shook his head. “Where are we?”

“Exactly where you asked to be,” Wyatt James said. “Welcome to Nowhere. Now what?”

“Now we go looking for the nowhere man,” Joe said, turning around, trying to get oriented. When he turned back, his heart skipped a beat. The look in his eyes gave his shock at the sight away.

“What’s the matter, Joe? You look like you’ve seen a ghost,” his grandfather said.

Joe was unable to speak for a moment, then said. “Your ears, grandfather, they’re…ah… they’re…”

“Pointed?” his grandfather said, smiling.

“Yeah, pointed. And you have a beard! What’s that all about?”

“Yeah, I probably should have warned you,” his grandfather said. “Don’t worry, you’ll get used to them.”

“I guess, it’s just, well why?” Joe said.

“Part of our heritage, my boy. You’ll find the ears quite comfortable and a great improvement in your sensitivity to sounds.”

“Why would I…” then Joe reached up to his ears. “Points! My ears have points! What’s happening?”

“You didn’t tell him, did you,” Levi David said, walking over. “Did you think he wouldn’t notice?”

“No, well, I just forgot,” Joe’s grandfather said. “I’m used to them.”

“Now you are,” Wyatt James said. “But I seem to recall you trying to yank them off when this first happened to you during that time when the toy supplies were taken.”

“Oh yeah, I forgot about that too.”

“Joe,” Levi David said, “what your clueless grandfather here should have done was tell you about your heritage. You are what we elves like to call a blend. You are a human boy with elfin blood. There aren’t many of you, but you play an important role protecting Christmas.

“Whenever you are involved in something for Santa, and everything involving Santa has elves, your hidden elf comes to the surface. I know this is a bit of a shock, but you will come to accept it.”

Joe kept rubbing his ears. “Yeah, but what if somebody sees me?”

Levi reached over and pulled Joe’s hands away from his ears. “Here’s a little advice from experience, don’t keep rubbing your ears, they’ll get red and irritated and it is not a pleasant feeling.

“And don’t worry about others finding out, at least the non-magical. Almost no one will know about you. But remember this: all magical creatures recognize one another, and they are not all friendly.”

Joe started to reach for his ears again, then pulled his hand back. “Ah, anything else I should know, grandfather?”

The two elves and Joe stared at the now embarrassed old man. “Nope, that’s it. The occasional pointy ears. Sorry, pal, I should’ve told you.”

“Okay,” Joe said, “you’re forgiven. Now let’s go find the nowhere man.”

Making their way through the snow, without the slightest hint of any trail or signs of other creatures, the troop trudged along.

“Any idea where we are going?” Joe’s grandfather asked.

“Not really,” Joe answered, “I just remember reading something about letting the terrain lead you. I hope I remembered that right.”

They marched on for what seemed like hours before Joe stopped them.

“Listen,” he said.

The group stood in silence, straining to hear.

“Hear it?” Joe said.

Joe’s grandfather leaned toward him. “Told you those ears would be useful.”

“Shh,” Joe said. “Listen!”

Faint at first, then becoming more distinct, they could hear someone, or something, humming.

“Where’s it coming from?” Levi David asked.

“Over that ridge,” Joe said, pointing. “Let’s go but be quiet.”

Making their way to the top of the ridge, they stayed low to the ground trying to spot the source of the sound. A sudden wind swirled snow all around masking their view. But occasionally, they could make out movement.

“There,” Joe pointed. “It’s right there and it’s moving this way. We better…” But before he finished his sentence, he was blinded by sudden flash of light and painfully loud noise. 

Then nothing by silence.

Joe felt around, pushing himself to sit, trying to clear his mind. Light and shadows danced in his eyes. He felt the heat of a fire and the flame soon came into focus. Finding himself in an overstuffed chair in front of a huge stone fireplace, he tried to make sense of the confusing scene.

“Comfortable?” a voice said, raspy, almost grating on the ears, coming from his left.

“Where am I?” Joe said.

“Exactly where you wanted to be, nowhere,” the voice said.

“Where is everyone else?” Joe said, looking around, trying to see the shadowy figure in the next chair.

“They’re fine, back in Christmas town by now. Of course, by now the memory is gone.”

“They left me?” Joe said. “I don’t believe that.” He tried to rise but couldn’t move off the chair. He saw nothing holding him but still couldn’t stand. “And what do you mean, the memory is gone?”

“If you agree to behave, I will release the bonds that hold you,” the creature said. “And explain.”

“Okay, fine. But you better not have harmed them,” Joe said.

“I’ve never harmed anyone in my entire life.”

Tomorrow: The Test

Day 5: The Journey to the Land of Nowhere

Joe and his grandfather stood next to the sleigh while Levi David and Wyatt James made some adjustments to things.

“Where are we going?” Joe asked.

“Well, I was hoping you had an idea on that subject,” his grandfather said.

“Me? How would I know…wait maybe I do.” Joe climbed onboard the sleigh and spoke to Levi David.

“You sure?” Levi David asked.

Joe nodded. “Almost certain.”

“Almost?” Levi David said,

Joe shrugged, then climbed back down to talk to his grandfather.

“What was that all about?”

“I told him where we needed to go first,” Joe said.

“And that is?” his grandfather asked.

“Nowhere,” Joe answered, a bit of a smirk on his face.

“Nowhere?” his grandfather said. “And where might that be?”

“Think about it. Where is the only place in the world where possibilities don’t exist?”

“I would say nowhere,” his grandfather said. “Possibilities are everywhere. But nowhere is not a real place.”

“Ah, but consider this, remember when we read the Sherlock Holmes books? What did Sherlock say about the improbable?”

His grandfather smiled. “Once you have eliminated the impossible, what remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.”

“And what do we have? Someone took Santa’s ability to give the gift of possibilities. Possibilities exist everywhere. Yet Santa’s power to give the gift of possibilities is still missing. Therefore, there must be a place called Nowhere and that is where we will find whoever did this.”

His grandfather thought for a moment. “Here, let me have your cell phone.”

Joe handed it to him. “When you gonna break down and get your own phone?”

“I’m breaking down more each day. Why would I need to get one when I can just use everybody else’s?”

“What if I want to call you?” Joe asked.

“Nobody calls anymore. All they do is text and snipcheat.”

“Snapchat,” Joe corrected.

“Whatever, here,” he said, handing the phone back, “read this.”

“What is it?”

“Well, in keeping with the Sherlock Holmes theme, it may be a clue.”

Joe looked at the phone, scrolling through the webpage.

He’s a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody


He’s as blind as he can be
Just sees what he wants to see
Nowhere man, can you see me at all?

“What’s this?”

“A song by the Beatles,” his grandfather said. “I always knew they were inspired by some deep magic but never suspected just how powerful. They wrote this decades ago, must have seen the future.”

“What does it mean?” Joe asked.

“It means, my boy, you are right. There is a nowhere land.”

“Ready,” Levi David said.

“You know how to get to nowhere?” Joe asked.

Wyatt James chuckled. “Nowhere is a piece of cake compared to some of the places we have to fly to deliver presents.”

Joe and his grandfather climbed aboard.

“So how do you fly there?” Joe asked.

“We don’t,” Levi said. “Did you ever just go for a walk and just let your feet take your wherever they wanted to go?”

“Sure,” Joe said. “Sometimes you just want to be alone for a bit.”

“Well, that’s what we’re going to do,” Levi David said. “Reindeer love to wander. Given the choice, they’d wander their whole life. We,” and he waited for Wyatt to drop the reins,” are just gonna let them wander to, wait for it, nowhere. Hit it, girls.”

And as the sound of Levi’s voice faded, the reindeer took off.

Joe leaned over to his grandfather. “Did he just say girls?”

“Joe” his grandfather nodded. “They are all girls.”

“But I thought…”

“Yup, you and most of the world have been misinformed. All reindeer have antlers, the boys lose their antlers in the fall, the girls do not. Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen. And, of course, Rudolph.

“I know, Rudolph sounds like a boy’s name. But what’s in a name?”

“I never knew,” Joe said.

“Here’s a good trivia tidbit. Donner was originally Donder, got a bit mis-translated.”

“You are just full of this stuff, aren’t you?” Joe said.

“Oh,” Levi David interrupted, “he’s full of it alright. We’ve known that for years.”

“Me too,” Joe said, laughing.

“Hey, I’m very sensitive you know,” his grandfather said.

“Yeah, sensitive. That’s exactly what I think whenever I think of you,” Joe chuckled, then settled in to watch the stars overhead.

Tomorrow: The Nowhere Man

Day 4: Journey

Day 4: Journey

The sleigh descended in a gentle spiral, giving Joe a view of a brightly lit town bustling with elves and reindeer dashing here and there.

“Is that…?”

“Yup, the one and only,” his grandfather said. “Cool how I can anticipate your questions, eh?”

“Ah, not much of a trick since I am in a sleigh piloted by elves and pulled by reindeer. The question was more rhetorical.”

“Will you listen to him, Levi David,” his grandfather said, winking at the elf. “All these big words from our resident genius here.”

“I can read, you know, grandfather.”

“I know, I know,” his grandfather laughed, holding up his hands in mock surrender. “And it’s because you can read that we are here.”

Joe’s face scrunched up. “Huh?”

His grandfather pointed. “Here’s comes someone to explain. And before you say, is that…it is.”

“Hello there, Joe,” Santa Claus himself said. “Thanks for coming.”

“You’re welcome, but I was sort of kidnapped.”

Santa put his hands together. “I see he has your sense of humor, Liam. I am not surprised. He comes from a long line of wise guys.”

Joe’s grandfather shrugged his shoulders. “We grow ‘em right in Cumberland. Not intimidated by anyone.”

“Let’s hope so,” Santa said. “Now, Joe, I bet you’re curious about why you’re here.”

“You might say that.”

“You know about our Journey, Engage, Believe process?”

“My mom told me grandfather used to say it all the time, but I’m not sure how that has anything to do with me.”

 “Because I need you to go on a journey, find whoever has taken something from me, engage with them, convince them to return it, and help the world believe in possibilities again.”

“Me?” Joe said, “Why me? I’m not magical. I can’t fly around the world in one night like you. What can I do that you can’t?”

“That is true,” Santa said. “Yet you have something inside you few people have.”

“I do?” Joe said, glancing at his grandfather.

“Like your grandfather here, and his grandfather before him, in a line going back centuries, you have the gift of believing in possibilities. Most people have lost it. When I sensed the world was losing its ability to believe in the possible, I began giving it out. I used to add it to all the gifts I deliver, but someone has taken that ability away.

“And the troubling part is, at first, I never even noticed. I just assumed it was with each gift, then I started to notice a change in the world. People lost their ability to imagine, to dream, to wonder. It took me a while to figure it out. Once I did, I sent for your grandfather and he told me he had just the person for the job, you.”

“I still don’t understand,” Joe said.

Santa nodded at one of the elves who seemed to disappear then reappear in a flash. He handed a wrapped gift to Santa.

Santa handed the gift to Joe.

“What’s inside, Joe?” Santa asked.

Joe shrugged, turning the gift over in his hands, getting a feel for the weight. “I’d have to open it to see,” he said.

“What could it be?” Santa asked.

“Oh, I don’t know, a lot of things. “A model plane, a car, a video game, lots of things.”

“Open it,” Santa said.

Tearing the paper off the box, he popped the tape and opened the box. It was empty.

“There’s nothing inside,” Joe said, holding the box open. “It’s empty.”

‘And yet, just a moment ago, it was full of possibilities,” Santa said. “You never for a moment believed it to be an empty box.”

Joe nodded, handing the box back to the elf.

“And if there had been, say, a rocket ship inside?” Santa said, putting his hand on Joe’s shoulder, “What would you have done with such a gift?”

“Played with it. Make believe it was flying to the stars.”

“You see my point?” Santa said.

“I believe in possibilities?” Joe answered, a bit unsure.

“Exactly,’ Santa said, “and that ability to believe in possibilities is what is missing in our world. People now focus on getting the box open, not seeing the possibilities. And I need you to find out why.”

“But why do I still believe in possibilities if the rest of the world doesn’t?” Joe asked.

“That, my boy, is the fortune of birth,” Santa said. “When all this started,” waving his hands at the elves, reindeer, and workshops around him, “it began because I and a few others, like your grandfather and all the grandfathers before him, believed in possibilities.

“When a little boy or girl holds a toy plane and pretends to fly through the sky, they are seeing the possibilities. When a young girl or boy looks through a telescope, they are looking into a universe full of possibilities.

“We need to get the power of possibility back so it can be given to everyone. It is believing in possibilities that makes our world a better place. It is the whole reason for the spirit of Christmas. This spirit isn’t a thing, or a gift, or even the act of giving, it is the power of believing we can make a difference in the world. Believing it is possible to make the world a better place. Starting with your family and friends then reaching out to the whole world.”

Joe stayed silent for a moment, there was a lot to take in. “Okay, I’ll do it but where do I even begin?”

Santa turned to look at Joe’s grandfather. “Liam?”

“We start at the beginning,” the old man said. “There are, pardon the pun, a lot of possibilities for what’s happened.”

“I will leave it in your capable hands, Liam,” Santa said. “Levi David and Wyatt James will be but a thought away should you need them.” He turned to face Joe, putting his hands on his shoulders. “Whatever happens, Joe, never let anyone or anything take away your belief in possibilities, okay?”

“That’s not even a possibility, Santa,” Joe said with a smile.

Santa let out one of his world-famous laughs. “Hah, you gotta love this kid.” And he disappeared in a flash, the laughter still echoing of the snow-covered mountains.

Joe looked at his grandfather, “Now what?”

“Now, we get you back to school so you’re not late. Then we get started after you get out.”

“How we gonna do that?” Joe said. “No matter how fast the sleigh travels it can’t go back in time. I’m already late.”

Joe’s grandfather tilted his head, giving Joe a ‘think about it’ look.

“Ah,” Joe said when the light went on. “Travel in the sleigh slows down time, right?”

“Right you are,” the old man winked at Joe. “And by my calculations we have just enough of time remaining to get you to school. Let’s go.”

Back onboard the sleigh, Joe sat in silence.

“Something wrong?” his grandfather asked.

“No, no, just thinking about…”

“Possibilities?” his grandfather said.

Joe smiled. “Yup, possibilities.”

Tomorrow: The Journey to the Land of Nowhere

And So This is…

…our world.

Where we endure these endless events of senseless violence and death until they fade away while ignoring the fact we are mere moments away from the next one.

Where people gathered at an educational institution formed for the purposes of solving the problems of the world become the victims of one of our most pressing issues, gun violence.

Where survivors will bear their scars for the rest of their lives.

Where the victims will be buried along with their dreams, aspirations, and potential.

Where families will endure an unimaginable loss.

Where first responders will bear the nightmares we send them so often to confront on our behalf.

Where people who have no idea what to do offer sincere but ineffectual prayers.

Where the initial reaction of horror and sadness will soon be overshadowed by the entrenched interests of those unwilling to even consider a solution to the problem if it might affect their own selfish and misplaced choices.

Where the politicians will pay lip service in front of the cameras, then retreat into inaction when the news cycle moves on.

Where we have come to accept that this story will be repeated, again and again, and we will not even consider finding a way to prevent it.

So this is…our world.

Day 3: Open Your Mind to the Magic

As Joe made his way along the sidewalk, his grandfather fell into step with him.

“Where’d you come from?” Joe asked.

“Well, Ireland originally by way of New York, a long year spent on a government all-expense paid trip to Vietnam during the war, then back to Providence, and then here in good ole’ Cumberland, Rhode Island where I had the good fortune to trick your grandmother into marrying me.”

Joe shook his head. “I know that, Grandfather, I meant just now.”

“Ah, well then, I came from where I was and now, I am here.”

Joe rolled his eyes. “Do you ever just keep it simple?”

“Nope,” the old man said, a huge smile lighting up his face, “life’s complicated, but I do try to make it enjoyable. Are you ready?”

“Ah, ready for what? In case you haven’t noticed, despite all the clues like a backpack and lunch bag,” he held them up for the man to see, “I am on my way to school. Oh, and thanks for the backpack.”

“Well, first, you’re welcome. Second, you are indeed on your way, probably not where you expected to go, but you are on the way. You’ll get to school just a bit late.”

“Ah, I don’t think that’s a good idea.”

“You don’t even know what the idea is yet,” his grandfather said.

Joe stopped walking, turning to face the old man. “Okay, I’ll play along. What is this? Is this an elaborate new prank you’ve devised?’

“Oh, ye of little faith,” his grandfather said. “Follow me.”

Without waiting for Joe, the old man headed down a path into the woods, disappearing into the trees. Joe glanced around, checked the time on his cellphone, shrugged, then followed the old man down the path. It occurred to him he’d never noticed this path before.

“If the school calls my mom, you’re coming with me to explain as part of my defense,” Joe said, jogging to catch up.

When Joe came into the clearing, he stopped dead in his tracks. Closing his eyes for a moment, thinking he must still be dreaming, he slowly reopened them.

“No worries, Joe. Time does sometimes wait while we follow our hearts. No one will even notice you’re missing.”

“Ah, is that?” Joe said, trying to take it all in.

“Indeed, it is, my boy. Let me introduce you to my good friends, Levi David, head flying coordinator elf for Santa’s reindeer and Wyatt James, chief elf training pilot.”

“Ah, they’re elves,” Joe said, glancing between his smiling grandfather and the two elves waving at him.

“I told you he was smart,” his grandfather said, winking at the elves. “Nothing gets by him.”

“Ah, wha, what are we doing here?” Joe said.

“Tell you what,” his grandfather said, pushing him toward the sleigh. “Why don’t we climb aboard, enjoy the ride, and I’ll explain everything. You don’t get airsick, do you?”

Joe looked at him as he took a seat. “How would I know? I’ve never flown in a sleigh before.”

“Excellent point,” his grandfather said. “Just lean over the edge if something comes up,” he let out a laugh. “We’ll avoid residential areas while you get your wings. You didn’t have a big breakfast, did you?”

“Wings?” Joe asked, eyes wide as he stared at the old man.

“It’s an expression, Joe, just an expression. You’ll be fine. I only tossed my cookies once but that was during a blizzard.”

“You’ve done this before?”

“Couple of times, whenever the call came.”

When Joe turned to look over the edge of the sleigh, he realized they were already flying. He’d never felt anything.

“I’m a good pilot,” Wyatt James said. “You’ll be fine.”

“How’d you know what I was thinking?” Joe asked.

“It’s an elf skill,” Wyatt James said. “We sense these things.”

Joe settled back and enjoyed the moment. Despite being in an open sleigh flying through an early morning December sky, he felt no chill or wind. Light snow had fallen the night before giving a shimmering glow to the ground, sparkling like diamonds. But in the sleigh, he was nice and warm.

He tapped his grandfather on his shoulder.

“Where are we going?”

His grandfather leaned over, pointed at the lettering on the backpack, and tapped the letter J.

“This is the first part, the Journey.”

Tomorrow: Journey

Day 2: The Legend of the Christmas Star

Joe woke early, before the alarm, something that almost never happened. With dawn still struggling to chase the night away, it wasn’t light that woke him. Climbing out of bed, rubbing his eyes, he tried to get them to focus.

Shapes all blended into shadows. Shadows played tricks on the eyes.

Then he saw it.  At the foot of his bed was a new backpack. On the top of the main compartment were the words, JEB Wizard.

Hmm, Joe thought, not only is grandfather fast but he can be very quiet when he wants to be.

After getting dressed, Joe bounced down the stairs carrying his new backpack.

“Where’d that come from?” his mother asked.

“I dunno, it was next to my bed this morning.”

“Ah, I remember now. Your grandfather bought that a while ago, said to hold onto it until you needed it.  Your father must have seen the torn one and put it there before he left for work.” 

Joe shrugged, hmm, he thought, maybe that’s what woke me. “Yeah, I think I heard him, but it was too dark to see anything.”

“Not even with the hall light on?” his mother said.

“Must have been too groggy,” he answered, dropping the backpack on the floor and then sitting at the table.

“Knowing your father, he probably tried to sneak in and scare you, then decided to let you sleep. Come on now, hurry and eat or you’ll be late.”

“Okay, but can I ask you something?”

“Of course,” his mother said, putting the finishing touches on his lunch.

“What’s JEB Wizard mean?”

As the words came out of his mouth, his mother spun around. “What did you say?”

“JEB Wizard,” Joe said, pointing at the bag. “It’s written on top.”

His mother walked over, then bent down to get a better look. “Well, I’ll be.”

“You’ll be what?” Joe asked, wolfing down his breakfast.

“It was a story your grandfather always told me when I was a little girl. About a wizard and a star. A gift from a Christmas star.”

“Really? What was the story?”

“We don’t have time now,” his mother said, glancing at Alexa, “but I will tell you what JEB means.”

Joe waited for his mother to explain, she seemed lost in her thoughts.

“Ah, are you telling me today or anytime soon?” Joe smiled.

His mother chuckled. “Sorry, I was just remembering the first time I heard the story. I was about your age. Your grandfather didn’t just tell the story; he made it so as if we were part of it.”

Her eyes became a bit misty. “He loves, ah,” and she wiped away a tear, “telling stories.”

Joe smiled, remembering all the stories his grandfather told him. “Okay, mom, I gotta go. What does JEB mean?”

His mother put her hand on his shoulder. “Your grandfather loves to say this all the time. He said to always live your life like this, and it will be a happy one,” taking a deep breath. “JEB means Journey, Engage, Believe.”

*****

*****

Tomorrow: Open Your Mind to the Magic

The Gift of Possibility

Day 1: Something New in the Sky

As  Joe made his way home, something in the sky caught his eye.

“What is that?” Joe said, stopping to look. Taking his backpack off, he dropped it on the ground. The top strap popped open, again, and his schoolbooks spilled out.

“Don’t you think it’s about time for a new backpack?”

Joe shook his head. “But grandfather, I’ve had that since I was five. I like it.”

His grandfather smiled. “Don’t the other kids tease you about it? I mean, Buzz Lightyear is fine for little kids, but you’re in the sixth grade.”

“Some do,” Joe said, “but they’re also the ones who need homework help, so they don’t do it very much.”

Joe’s grandfather shrugged. “Okay, if you say so.”

“Will you just look at that star up there?” Joe said. “It isn’t one I recognize.”

Joe’s grandfather bent down, pushed the books back into the bag, pulled the strap tight, then struggled to stand. He was a little slower these days, the knees a bit tired, back complaining constantly, but he finally made it.

“Hmm, that is a bright one. I wonder?”

“Wonder what?” Joe asked, glancing at the old man.

“I wonder if it could be time?” his grandfather said. “If I remember right, I was about your age.”

Joe watched his grandfather, noticing he wasn’t quite as agile as he’d once been. But it didn’t seem to change his sense of humor. He and his practical jokes drove Joe’s mother insane, though he hadn’t done any recently. Joe knew it was only a matter of time before something would explode in the kitchen or a giant remote-controlled rat would run through the house chasing his mother.

“Are you gonna share, or what?” Joe asked.

His grandfather smiled. “All in good time, my boy, all in good time. What is the date today?”

“It’s December 12th, couple more days and I’ll be on Christmas vacation.”

“Hmm, then something must have happened, and it must be time,” his grandfather said.

“Time for what?” Joe said, now using his hands to measure the distance to stars he knew.

When he looked back, his grandfather was gone.

I knew it, he thought. He’s got a plan for a joke and he’s trying to lure me in. I’m onto him, he’s not gonna fool me this time.

“I’m not trying to fool anybody,” his grandfather said from behind him.

Joe spun around. “How do you do that? And how do you know what I was thinking?”

“It’s a grandfather thing.” Without looking up, he pointed toward the star. “That, my boy, is the Christmas Star. Not the Christmas star from stories. This is more, shall we say, star with a purpose.” He paused for a moment to glance at the sparkling orb. It seemed to grow in intensity, like a signal light.

“This is our Christmas Star. You and me. And it means one thing.”

Joe looked between his grandfather and the star. “What’s that?”

It looked as if the star reflected right off his grandfather’s eyes. His face seemed almost illuminated by the light. The old man looked around to see if anybody was nearby.

 “It means it’s time for our adventure to begin. There must be something we need to do, and the star is a message.”

Joe’s eyes scrunched up, head tilted to the side. Part of him loved the idea of an adventure with his grandfather. Part of him suspected it was another trick. He reached down and slung the backpack over his shoulder. As he did, the arm strap broke.

“Oh, man!” Joe said.

His grandfather laughed. “No worries. Tomorrow, before school, I’ll have a special backpack for you. Okay?”

“Okay, grandfather. See you then.”

“And Joe,” his grandfather said, putting his hand on his shoulder.

“Yeah?”

“Let’s keep this our secret for the time being, okay?”

“Okay,” Joe said, then started on the walk toward the door. He turned back to say something, but his grandfather was gone.

Man, he thought, for an old guy he can move fast.

Walking in the house, Joe saw his mother looking out the window.

“Hi, ma.”

“Hi, what were you doing out there?”

“Looking at a bright star, I didn’t recognize it. Usually, the early evening stars are lower in the eastern sky. This was right over my head, weird. If you look towards the park, you’ll see it.” Joe dropped his backpack then headed to the kitchen.

His mother pulled the curtain back and looked into the darkening sky. She glanced all around but couldn’t see any bright star. That boy, she thought, has one active imagination.

“Did you see it?” Joe asked, finishing off a big glass of milk.

“Nope, you sure you saw it?”

“Of course I did, even…” and his grandfather’s words interrupted his thoughts, “ah, maybe it was just a plane or something.”

His mother watched him leave the room. One never knows what an imagination can conjure.  

Tomorrow: The Legend of the Christmas Star

A Policy Dichotomy of Extraordinary Hypocrisy

Okay, class, we are going to start the day with a pop quiz. Simple two question test on current affairs. Ready?

Who WAS Alejandro Carranza?

Who IS Juan Orlando Hernández?

Come on, now. This should be easy. Okay, times up. Can anybody tell me the answers? No? Okay, I’ll explain.

Alejandro Carranza was the name of a Columbian fisherman on a boat allegedly smuggling cocaine into the United States. While the identification is unconfirmed, as is the allegation of drug smuggling, Mr. Carranza now resides in the digestive tract of any number of species of fish or other ocean going carnivores having been obliterated by a US Navy missile(s).

Juan Orlando Hernández, on the other hand, is the former president of the Honduras arrested, tried, and convicted under our due process procedures after an extensive multi-year investigation by the Department of Justice for orchestrating and benefitting from smuggling 400 ton of cocaine into the United States.

Now, here’s an easy bonus question. Besides one being alive and breathing and one being disintegrated, what is the difference between them?

In Mr. Carranza’s case, the President of the United States unilaterally ordered him executed. In Mr. Hernández’s case, the President ordered him pardoned and released.

So the policy of the United States government, this most Christian nation born of the doctrine of Jesus of Nazareth and, apparently, less than enthusiastic about innocent until proven guilty, is to kill people on the lower end of the drug cartel hierarchy we “think” might be smuggling drugs and to pardon those of the upper echelon we CONVICTED of smuggling drugs.

I can see how this will indeed make us great again.

While we are at it, in keeping with our new naming policy of various departments within government, i.e. Department of War, let’s rename the Department of Justice to the Department of Smiting Offenders without Having a Trial (SO WHAT)