(It says so right in the Bible, some of it in the red words!)

All is well. We’ve nothing to fear for the lord is with us in our righteousness! We are guided by the lord in all our works, to glorify him by seizing the oil from the dark forces. The Lord compelled us to defeat his enemies wherever they may be. We will find them.

As the Bible so clearly says,

“Make these into a sacred anointing oil, a fragrant blend, the work of a perfumer. It will be the sacred anointing oil.” – Exodus 30:25

“The wise, however, took oil in jars along with their lamps.” – Matthew 25:4

Now, knowing the Bible is absolute truth where it best suits us and allegory where it gets a bit awkward, these words bring joy to our hearts for our President must be the one sent to deliver us from evil.

Venezuela was fallen to Satan, and we have redeemed them at $60.00 per barrel and a nice profit for our efforts.

And the Lord tells us where next we will find the devil…

The tempest comes out from its chamber,
    the cold from the driving winds.
¹⁰ The breath of God produces ice,
    and the broad waters become frozen.
¹¹ He loads the clouds with moisture;
    he scatters his lightning through them.
Job 37:9-11 (NIV)

Our crusades have just begun. It says so in the Bible.

Praise the lord and pass the ammunition.