In just the few short days since our beloved Dear Leader Presidente Donald Trump fired that lying numbers-fixing incompetent from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the real numbers are now available.

And it’s not just job numbers that Nancy Pelosi, Bill Clinton, and the whole cabal lied about.

Since President Trump’s inauguration his economic policies have accomplished bigly things, including the following.

650 million new jobs have been created with a projected 2 billion by 2026.

Inflation is at negative 22% Eggs at 5 cents per dozen, milk is 2 cents.

The stock market will break 500,000 by December

Gasoline is now $.25 cents per gallon

Putin has removed all troops from what’s left of the Ukraine, the rest is now Russian territory.

Gaza-a-lago is ahead of schedule with the Bebe Netanyahu Red Sea Beach Line High Speed Rail service now carrying passengers (with a couple of cattle cars attached on back delivering Gazans to their new, all free island homes.)

Canada and Mexico have paid for the wall.

On the crime front.

The murder rate has dropped to zero.

You can no longer buy fentanyl anywhere in the United States

More than 3 billion illegal aliens have been removed from American soil.

192 million people have been removed from the welfare rolls. 800 million from Social Security, including the world’s oldest illegal alien at 397 years old.

Racism no longer exists. Discrimination, minimal as it was centuries ago, no longer exists. Everyone is judged for the content of their character not the flag they display in their front yard.

The 2024 election results have been corrected to show Trump with 375,000,000 votes to Harris at 4 votes

The 2020 election WAS STOLEN, and all Elementary, Middle, and High school Bibles will be modified to reflect this correction.

Barack Obama’s birth certificate is fraudulent.

Kash Patel, working alone at night, found a secret tunnel underneath his desk put there by James Comey when he was J. Edgar Hoover’s love child containing evidence of alien visitations and their communications with the deep state, documents proving the existence of Big Foot, and the original Obama Muslim birth certificate. As we all suspected, Obama was born in 1942 in Saudi Arabia, was even more precocious than anyone realized and, no matter how challenging it is to believe, directly involved in the Kennedy assassination.

But he is definitely Muslim, or an alien, or who knows?

Now the truth comes out. We are in the midst of the bestest economy since the invention of the word economy. Crime is non-existent. The only remaining illegal aliens are in Greenland working to ready the island for the US takeover. We have a force field around the border provided by alien technology and paid for by mucho pesos and beau coup Canadian dollars. And we no longer need elections because Mr. Trump, through God’s continuous blessings of these United States of America, is immortal.

Isn’t winning great?