One might imagine that farting, or flatulence if one insists on behaving as in polite company, would not be a common topic of literature. You might imagine it confined to bathroom stall walls (here I sit, brokenhearted…) and juvenile notes…

Throughout history, certain expressions arise from creativity and twist language into new and imaginative forms. These expressions gain popularity, peak in their usage, then become almost too commonplace. Therein lies the problem. I’d like to suggest two we should bury…

We are conducting this anti-terrorism campaign all wrong. Saber rattling and drone strikes are okay, but I have a much simpler solution. Think about it.  Terrorists induce others to strap on bombs, hijack planes, shoot up shopping malls through ideas.…

All of us face choices in our lifetime. Some of these can affect a moment, a day, or a lifetime. Often, we face ridicule and torment from those who follow a different path. Does the toilet paper roll go over…

I went fishing today. As soon as I had baited the hook, cast it into the channel off of Sanibel, I got out my throw net to capture some live bait fish. The entire time I was setting up my…