(A long, long, long, long, long, long time ago when my contemporaries were just little lads and lassies, the Pawtucket Times in Pawtucket, Rhode Island, published a serialized story over the two weeks leading up to Christmas. One had to…

Most of us are familiar with the famous lists kept by Santa Claus. As children, we strive to be on the nice list. As the hormones of puberty arise, we respond to our new-found sexuality. We live in hope that those…