The (Tall) Tale of the Tapes that Never Were

Sung to the tune of “I’ve Got No Strings” from Pinnochio. (Click for a reminder)

I’ve got no tapes

To back me up

It makes me fret

It makes me frown

If I had tapes

Then I’d be free

From all the stain on me.


Hi-ho the me-ri-o

That’s the only way to go

I want the world to know

Nothing ever worries me


There are no tapes

Of Jim Comey

No documents

For now, I’m free

There are no tapes

So now you see.

The liar is clearly me