Sung to the tune of “I’ve Got No Strings” from Pinnochio. (Click for a reminder)
I’ve got no tapes
To back me up
It makes me fret
It makes me frown
If I had tapes
Then I’d be free
From all the stain on me.
Hi-ho the me-ri-o
That’s the only way to go
I want the world to know
Nothing ever worries me
There are no tapes
Of Jim Comey
No documents
For now, I’m free
There are no tapes
So now you see.
The liar is clearly me