The (Tall) Tale of the Tapes that Never Were

Sung to the tune of “I’ve Got No Strings” from Pinnochio. (Click for a reminder)

I’ve got no tapes

To back me up

It makes me fret

It makes me frown

If I had tapes

Then I’d be free

From all the stain on me.


Hi-ho the me-ri-o

That’s the only way to go

I want the world to know

Nothing ever worries me


There are no tapes

Of Jim Comey

No documents

For now, I’m free

There are no tapes

So now you see.

The liar is clearly me












About Joe Broadmeadow

Joe Broadmeadow retired with the rank of Captain from the East Providence Police Department after serving for 20 years. He is the author of four novels Collision Course, Silenced Justice, Saving the Last Dragon, and A Change of Hate available on Amazon in print and Kindle. Joe is working on the latest in a series of Josh Williams and Harrison "Hawk" Bennett novels and a sequel to Saving the Last Dragon. In 2014 Joe completed a 2,185 mile thru-hike of the Appalachian Trail
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2 Responses to The (Tall) Tale of the Tapes that Never Were

  1. Karen says:

    Thank you for brightening Saturday. I look forward to seeing “Trump: the Musical”

  2. What a brilliant idea.

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